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Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling Song
Stephen Lynch
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INTRO:
Dsus2 - Bb (x4)
VERSE 1:
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
You watch me on...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Saying that my job...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Saying I am...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
You think my sport's...
G
But you can't judge....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
shoes. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
VERSE 2:
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
So I don't get...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Got a mullet from...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
I'm known throughout the...
G
as the prophet....
CHORUS:
C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Bb
And as I roll the ball....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5 G5 Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5 G5 Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
Dsus2 - Bb (x4)
God.
VERSE 3:
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Got a ball that's....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
I keep it in my....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
I get a feeling in....
G
As I finger....
CHORUS:
C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5
And as I roll the ball....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5 G5 Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5 G5 Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
BRIDGE:
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Not a single man....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
All who challenge me....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
John Petraglia, Norm Duke....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Who among the pro bowl....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Not that pussy Nelson Burton....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Hey Mark Roth! Hey Earl the Pearl....
Dsus2 Bb
How 'bout Dickie Weber....
Dsus2 Bb
I'll turn the motherfuckers....
CHORUS:
C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5
And as I roll the ball....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5 G5 Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5 G5 Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
C5
bowling God!
G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5
Yeah!
F C
The bowling God.
End on C.
Chords used:
Bb.....x13331
C......332010
C5.....x35553
Dsus2..xx0230
Eb5....x68886
G......320033
G5.....355433
F......133211