Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling Song by Stephen Lynch INTRO: Dsus2 - Bb (x4) VERSE 1: Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb You watch me on... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Saying that my job... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Saying I am... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb You think my sport's... G But you can't judge.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb shoes. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! VERSE 2: Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb So I don't get... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Got a mullet from... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb I'm known throughout the... G as the prophet.... CHORUS: C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Bb And as I roll the ball.... C5 G5 Eb5 F die!" I'm almighty Malachai.... C5 G5 Eb5 God. The smell of.... C5 G5 Eb5 high. Kiss those.... C5 G5 Eb5 F bye. I'm almighty Malachai.... Dsus2 - Bb (x4) God. VERSE 3: Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Got a ball that's.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb I keep it in my.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb I get a feeling in.... G As I finger.... CHORUS: C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5 And as I roll the ball.... C5 G5 Eb5 F die!" I'm almighty Malachai.... C5 G5 Eb5 God. The smell of.... C5 G5 Eb5 high. Kiss those.... C5 G5 Eb5 F bye. I'm almighty Malachai.... BRIDGE: Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Not a single man.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb All who challenge me.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb John Petraglia, Norm Duke.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Who among the pro bowl.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Not that pussy Nelson Burton.... Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Hey Mark Roth! Hey Earl the Pearl.... Dsus2 Bb How 'bout Dickie Weber.... Dsus2 Bb I'll turn the motherfuckers.... CHORUS: C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5 And as I roll the ball.... C5 G5 Eb5 F die!" I'm almighty Malachai.... C5 G5 Eb5 God. The smell of.... C5 G5 Eb5 high. Kiss those.... C5 G5 Eb5 F bye. I'm almighty Malachai.... C5 bowling God! G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5 Yeah! F C The bowling God. End on C. Chords used: Bb.....x13331 C......332010 C5.....x35553 Dsus2..xx0230 Eb5....x68886 G......320033 G5.....355433 F......133211 www.TAB6.com