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Hit Somebody The Hockey Song

Warren Zevon

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Intro: D D (alternate quickly) A D A D G G A G A C#m D x2 (D) He was born in Big Beaver by the (Bm) borderline (G) He started playing (D) hockey by the (A) time he was nine (D) His dad took the hose and froze the back (G) yard (D) And Little Buddy dreamed he was (A) Rocket (D) Richard (G) He grew up big and he (G) grew (A) up (Bm) tough (D) He saw himself scoring for the (A) Wings or (G) Canucks (G) But he wasn't that (A) good with a (D) puck (D) Buddy's real talent was (Bm) beating people up His (G) heart wasn't (D) in it but the (A) crowd ate it up (D) Through pee-wees and juniors, midgets and (G) mites (D) He must have racked up more than (A) three hundred (D) fights 'Til a (G) scout from the Flames came down from (A)Saska(Bm)toon (D) Said, "There's always room on our (A) team for a (G) goon (G) Son, we've always got room for a (A) goon" There were (D) Swedes (A) to the (G) left of him (D) Russians (A) to the (G) right A (D) Czech (A) at the (G) blue line (Bm) looking for a (A) fight (G) Brains over (D) brawn; that (G) might work for (Bm) you (G) But what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do? (G) What else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do? (G) But what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do? (G) What else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do? (D) "Hit somebody!" was (Bm) what the crowd roared When (G) Buddy the (D) goon came (A) over the boards (D) "Coach," he said, "I wanna score (G) goals" (D) The coach said, "Buddy, remember (A) your (D) role The (G) fast guys get paid, they shoot (A) and they (Bm) score (D) Protect them, Buddy, that's (A) what you're here (G) for (Repeat intro twice over this section:) Protection is what you're here for Protection-it's the stars that score Protection-kick somebody's ass Protection-don't put the biscuit in the basket just (D) hit somebody!"; it rang in his (Bm) ears (G) Blood on the (D) ice ran (A) down through the years (D) The king of the goons with a box for a (G) throne A (D) thousand stitches and (A) broken (D) bones (G) He never lost a fight on his (A) icy (Bm) patrol (D) But deep inside, Buddy only (A) dreamed of a (G) goal (G) He just wanted one damn (A) goal There were (D) Swedes (A) at the the (G) blue line (D) Finns (A) at the (G) red (D) A Russian (A) with a (G) stick heading (Bm) straight for his (A) head (G) Brains over (D) brawn-that (G) might work for (Bm) you But (G) what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do? What (G) else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do? But (G) what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do? What (G) else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do? In his (G) final (D) season, on his (A) final night (G) Buddy and a (D) Finn goon were (A) pegged for a fight (G) Thirty seconds left, the (A) puck took a (Bm) roll And (G) suddenly Buddy (D) had a (A) shot on (Bm) goal The (D) goalie committed, Buddy (Bm) picked his spot (G) Twenty years of (D) waiting went (A) into that shot (D) The fans jumped up, the Finn jumped (G) too And (D) coldcocked Buddy on his (A) follow (D) through The (G) big man crumbled but he felt (A) all (Bm) right 'Cause the (D) last thing he saw was the (A) flashing red (G) light He (G) saw that heavenly (A) light There were (D) Swedes (A) to the (G) left of him (D) Russians (A) to the (G) right A (D) Czech (A) at the (G) blue line (Bm) looking for a (A) fight Take (G) care of your teeth-that (D) might work for (Bm) you But (G) what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do? What (G) else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do? But (G) what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do? What (G) else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do? I regret posting this because of the many mistakes I've probably made, but I felt because there seem to be no other tabs for this song anywhere on the internets. Please! make until it works and post them- this is my first tab and I do not pretend to be a talented A truly great song.
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