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The Vampire Club
Voltaire
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this is how i play it. it sounds good on my guitar.
no guarentees you'rs will too. but i stayed up all night watching crappy quality
videos of his live performances to learn it, so give me props for at least THAT.
Intro:
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Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
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Their leader was tall and snide and slim
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He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
D
"Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape?"
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His name's Bernie Weinstein
And he's in the 8th grade!"
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Fangs were flying, capes were torn
C
Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
G
Number one rule in this game:
C
Never call one by his real name
G
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
C
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."
G
Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her "Snaggletooth!"
D
And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
G
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
D
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
G
That used to be "Father" you-know-who!
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Well, its hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's allways upside down
D
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
G
"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
D
But if you really want to see some gore and blood
G
Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club