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Naked Chef Song

Tripod

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i saw that it wasnt on here so i listend to it and figured out the chords. im not sure 
theyr right or not.

G	                    A#	      C	            F
My girlfriend don�t love me no more

G	          A#	  C	         F
Im trying my best but she wants more

              A#                                          C
She says, why can�t you be like that guy on TV,

          A#                               F(stop)
Who calls himself naked but wears a skivvy.

G	                  A#	           C	      F
I decided to make her some food,

G	                    A#	   C	            F
So I stood at the stove in the nude

                    A#                             C
But then I found out, why hes not tackle out

                   A#                             C
Why hes not in the buff, while hes cooking his stuff

F (let it ring)
I discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE!

 G                 C                      D
Im trying so hard to impress her

          G                    C             D
But in the kitchen im making a mess-a

       G           F       Em
My pastas a huge disaster

   G                F             Em
Shes not in a hurry to eat my curry,

            D (let it ring)
And my soup spelt backwards is poos�

 C                      G
Ive got a new recipe


    A
And maybe if he uses it she�ll love me

G           C        F
Oh postie, please deliver,

G               C          F
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver

     G           	           F              Em
It would be the best gift I could give her

D (let it ring)                         G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef

G A# C F (play this twice)

           G       A#           C          F
I can just see him now on his show

     G              A#	         C                F
Between washing his car and riding his moped

          A# 			C
In his beautiful flat, and his trendy speech impediment

	D (let it ring)
Does he ever have time to cook?

G          A#	      C	            F

(mocking Jamie�s voice)
Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah.
It�s a sultana sandwich, ya know, it�s a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird
Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know,
Im young old people don�t really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great.


G           C        F
Oh postie, please deliver,

G               C          F
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver

     G           	           F              Em
It would be the best gift I could give her

D (let it ring)                         G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef

   F (let it ring)
Girls get Jamie Oliver,

	G (keep on quickly strumming) and�.stop. hahaha
And we get two fat ladies

With the improve bit im not quite sure what they say, Merrick or America or sumthing. 
it out yourselves. If u need help pm me.

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Naked Chef Song

Tripod