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Peanuts
Stephen Lynch
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Peanuts!
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by Stephen Lynch
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping�s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Much of the lyrics in this song is changed from show to show, however the guitar
remains the same.
[Rythm Figure 1]
Csus2/Dsus2 Am Csus2 Gm
e|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3-3--3-3---|
B|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3-3--3-3---|
G|--5/7--7--5-5-5--5-5-5--3-3---|
D|--5/7--7--7-7-7--5-5-5--5-5---|
A|--3/5--5--7-7-7--3-3-3--5-5---|
E|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3-3--3-3---|
[Rythm Figure 2]
Fsus4 G
e|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--3-3---|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--0-0---|
G|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--0-0-0-0--0-0---|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--0-0-0-0--0-0---|
A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--2-2-2-2--2-2---|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--3-3---|
[Rythm Figure 3]
Csus2/Dsus2 Am Csus2 Gm
e|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
B|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
G|--5/7--7--5-5-5--5-5--3-3-3---|
D|--5/7--7--7-7-7--5-5--5-5-5---|
A|--3/5--5--7-7-7--3-3--5-5-5---|
E|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
[Rythm Figure 4]
Dsus2 Am Csus2 Gm
e|--5-5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
B|--5-5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
G|--7-7--5-5-5--5-5--3-3-3---|
D|--7-7--7-7-7--5-5--5-5-5---|
A|--5-5--7-7-7--3-3--5-5-5---|
E|--5-5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
INTRO:
[Rythm Figure 1] (x2)
VERSE 1:
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Charlie Brown had a big block head, wore a stripey sweater every day
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree
[Rhythm Figure 1]
And the little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.
PRE-CHORUS 1:
[Rhythm Figure 2]
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers... PEANUTS!
VERSE 2:
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Off to a security blanket, Linus himself would latch
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Snuggle up to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in the pumpkin patch
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Had a stalker named Sally Brown and she always tried to get her some
[Rhythm Figure 1]
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that.. thumb.
PRE-CHORUS 2:
[Rhythm Figure 2]
Marmaduke's a homo, Garfield is a pussy... PEANUTS!
CHORUS 1:
[Rhythm Figure 3]
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
[Rhythm Figure 4]
A bunch of kids trying to be free
[Rhythm Figure 4]
Take my hand and let's dance now
[Rhythm Figure 4]
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree.
[Rhythm Figure 2]
............................ PEANUTS!
VERSE 2:
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Oh, Marcy was best friends with Patty, Patty Peppermint
[Rhythm Figure 1]
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean
[Rhythm Figure 1]
All the teachers said "wah wah wha wha wha" what does that shit mean?
OPTIONAL PRE-CHORUS:
[Rhythm Figure 2]
CHORUS 2:
[Rhythm Figure 3]
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
[Rhythm Figure 4]
Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
[Rhythm Figure 4]
It's so hard to get pussy
[Rhythm Figure 4]
When you're the baldest kid in second grade.
[Rhythm Figure 2]
............................ PEANUTS!
VERSE 3:
[Rhythm Figure 1]
Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence
[Rhythm Figure 1]
And the bitch couldn't make no money 'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents
[Rhythm Figure 1]
You know all the ladies love Schroeder 'cause he spun them '88s real good
[Rhythm Figure 1]
And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood...
PRE-CHORUS 3:
[Rhythm Figure 2]
Sometimes you have to shout "good grief" unto the heavens... GOOD GRIEF!
CHORUS 3:
[Rhythm Figure 3]
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
[Rhythm Figure 4]
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
[Rhythm Figure 4]
You're the World War I flying ace
[Rhythm Figure 4]
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick
[Rhythm Figure 4] (x4)
La la la la la laa la
OUTRO:
[Rhythm Figure 4]
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
[Rhythm Figure 4]
A bunch of kids trying to be free
[Rhythm Figure 4]
Take my hand and let's dance now
[Rhythm Figure 4]
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree.
Chords used:
EADGBe
Csus2...335533
Dsus2...557755
Am......577555
Gm......355333
Fsus4...113311
G.......320003