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Mixer At Delta Chi

Stephen Lynch

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The last person who tabbed this had a few error. Some wrong words and chords.
I think I have most of them correct. Id say it about 95% correct.

Standard tuning

intro: C Am C Am C Am Fm G

C             Am         C              Am
 It's college time again, September's alomost here

C             Am             Fm            Gm
 Hanging with freshman girls,  frat partie kegs of beer

C               Am          C          Am
 I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi,

C              Am       Fm              G
 We take some Oxycontin,  Dave Matthews getting high.

Prechorus:

Fm             G            Fm          G
  And then as I undress her,  I start my stimulus

Fm             G (stop)        Fm            Am     B    C    Am
  She says but wait, professor,  this wasn't on the syllabus

Chorus: 

C        Am   C    Am  C        Am    C Am
 I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor

C         Am     C   Am   Fm        G      C  Am
 A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man

Verse 2: 
Tutoring at her apartment, turns into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say if you roll, I'll throw in financial aid

Prechorus:
I hope you boned up for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
Who gives a shit about the essay test,so lets skip it and get to the oral exam

Chorus:
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor 
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad, man.

-this song is pretty easy and its hilarious
 hope you like it

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Mixer At Delta Chi

Stephen Lynch