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If You C Jordan Acoustic
Something Corporate
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iF yoU C Jordan (Acoustic)
Something Corporate
Leaving Through The Window (2002)
Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus.
Intro:
G Bm D F Em ( x2 )
Verse:
G Bm D
I have a story, a bitter anthem
F Em
For everyone to hear
G Bm D
About this kid who just don't like me
F Em
And that's a solid fact
G Bm D
They say he's hunting me, and as you see
F Em
I'm all swelled up with fear
G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm)
Cause' I can't get him off my back
F Em
If you see
Chorus:
G Bm F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
C
He makes me
G Bm F
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
G Bm F C
Over, high school's over
G Bm F C
And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x1)
Verse:
G Bm D
You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
F Em
And man I think that's great
G Bm D
You nearly cried and said to yell at you
F Em
Like I do at all the girls
G Bm D
You drove home real quick, did you make it
F Em
In time to masturbate?
G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm)
There's one too many of you in this world
F Em
If you see
Chorus:
G Bm F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
C
He makes me
G Bm F
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
G Bm F C
Over, high school's over
G Bm F
And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x 3)
Verse:
G Bm D
You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that
F Em
Led us to this song
G Bm D
Won't play it often, just at least until
F Em
You're gone
G Bm D
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything
F Em
Up to that's pretend
G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm)
You tried to brainwash all my friends
F Em
If you see
Chorus:
G Bm F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
C
He makes me
G Bm F
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
G Bm F C
Over, high school's over
G Bm F
And you still won't quit
Fuck you
Outro:
G Bm F
Jordan, fuck you Jordan
C
You made me
G Bm F
Sick, you made me sick
C
High school's
G Bm F C
Over, high school's over
G Bm
I don't care if you dye your hair
F C
You'll always be a little red-head bitch!
Repeat Intro x 4