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No Kinda Dancer
Robert Earl Keen Jr
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Intro: D Bm G A, D Bm G A G D
D Bm
The first of the month Brings back the notion
G A
Of a big round white dance hall and a cool summer night
D Bm
Red cherry faces set black shoes in motion
G A
To the oom pa pa rhythm of a German delight
Chorus:
Bm A
And I tried hard to tell you I was no kinda dancer
Bm G
'Took my hand to prove I was wrong
D Bm
You guided me gently Though I thought I could never
G A G D
We were dancing together at the end of the song
A taught little bald man
Like a German war hero
With buxom matrons to a quick John Paul Jones
Drapes of crepe paper
A ball made of mirror
Cast shiny reflections on a brass slide trombone
Chorus
A man was still dancing
With his phantom partner
Though the band had quit playing
At the evening's end
And it made me feel lucky that I had a partner
to teach me the dance steps
And come back again
Chorus x2
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