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Jakes Sis

Poached Trout

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Jake's Sis
By: Poached Trout

Intro: B, E, F#  x2

     B      E         F#
Her hair shines like sand
 B          E         F#
She's got eyes like grapes
     G#m     F#
Her name's Renee
           B
And Hulk Rules!

G#m        F#            E
She's the one from my dreams


SHE'S BANGIN!!!
(Fast) B, E, F#

Chorus:

          E           F#
I have lofty expectations

          B
Of her body's specifications

      G#m        F#      B
Cause she's the one for me
       G#m          F#    E
Even though she's forty-three


SHE'S BANGIN'!
(Fast) B, E, F#


I'd kung pow her chicken
She should work at Stop and Shop
She can speak pig latin
Blue eyes are my favorite
(No Playing)Even though she's got two glass ones


I bought her a Mazda Miata
She crashed it into my house
I got all riled up
But she left
(No playing)Then I ate some Mac n' Cheez

Chorus

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Jakes Sis

Poached Trout