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Coaster Album

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| NOFX- Coaster |
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Bass Tab
Album: "Coaster" -- 2009



Hey Punk rockers
Im totally glad to tell you
that I just finished tabbing out
the whole CD on Bass
It has some pretty great bass lines, kudos for Fat Mike
so enjoy!


RaiLeff

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Tuning: Standard EADG 


Keys:

| x: Mute
| ~: Let Ring
| /: Slide Up
| \: Slide Down
| h: Hammer On
| p: Pull Off


Track List:


1. We Called It America
2. The Quitter
3. First Call
4. My Orphan Year
5. Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
6. Creeping Out Sara
7. Eddie, Bruce And Paul
8. Best God In Show
9. Suits And Ladders
10. The Agony Of Victory
11. I Am An Alcoholic
12. One Million Coasters


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1.

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| NOFX- We Called It America |
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"Remember when America had a middle class and an upper class? that was way before the exodus"

Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
1.
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------8\-|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

2.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------55555555-55555555-|
E|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|

3.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-77777777-77777777-------------------55555555-55555555-------------------|
A|-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------55555555-55555555-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"Remember when America..."
4.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-33333333----------55555555-00000000-33332222-----5555-00000000-|--x2
E|-------------------33333333----------------------------3333--------------|

Chorus
"We called it America..."
5.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-33333333-------------------00000000-33333333-55555555-55555555-|
E|-------------------33333333-22222222-------------------------------------|

Verse
"Number one America..."
6.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-33333333----------55555555-00000000-33332222-----5555-00000000-|--x2
E|-------------------33333333----------------------------3333--------------|

Chorus
"We called it America..."
7.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-33333333-------------------00000000-33333333-55555555-55555555-|
E|-------------------33333333-22222222-------------------------------------|

Outro
8.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-11111111-11111111-|

9.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-55555555-55555555-|
A|-33333333-33333333-22222222-22222222-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge
"National bankruptcy..."
10.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00-0000-00-000----------------------------------------------|--x2
E|----------------33-3333-33-333-11-1111-11-111-00-0000-00-000-|

Chorus
"We called it America..."
11.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-33333333-------------------00000000-33333333-55555555-55555555-|--x2
E|-------------------33333333-22222222-------------------------------------|

Outro
"We called it America..."
12.
G|------------|
D|------------|
A|-0~---------|
E|------------|


Lyrics:

"The leads are weak."
"The leads are weak; fucking leads are weak? You're weak."

Remember when America had a middle class and an upper class? 
That was way before the exodus.
That was the America that we thought was number one, 
thought would overcome, thought would never die.
That was just our pride and faith: two shitty deadly sins; 
I know faith isn't one of 'em but it should have been,
'Cause when things were crumbling, we had no camaraderie, 
just a faith someone would save us from despondence.

We called it America, whoa.

"Number one America" was a slogan used 
to keep morale up when we knew we were already cooked,
Then the richer western states 
succeeded in secession and the eastern ones followed right behind.
Mexi-Can-America was the perfect name 
that epitomized the order of significance, authority and affluence.
We had turned it all around, went from number one, straight to number two.

National bankruptcy, circumcised society.
USA, dined and ditched; 
Fox reports "poor is the new rich".


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2.

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| NOFX- The Quitter |
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"You got a habit, got to have it til its finished dont drop..."

Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
1.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------5555------7777------7777---------------5555------7777------7777----------|
A|-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-|--x2
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

2.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-77777777-77777777-55555555-55555555-33333333-33333333-00000000-00000000-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"Be a winner not a problem..."
3.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-77777777-55555555-44444444-3333-8888-77777777-55555555-44444444-3333-3x-----|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"You wanna keep it going..."
4.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------55555555-00000000-77777777-55555555-00000000-3333-8-8-|
E|-00000000-33333333-------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
5.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------5555------7777------7777---------------5555------7777------7777----------|
A|-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

6.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-77777777-77777777-55555555-55555555-33333333-33333333-00000000-00008888-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"Start a pattern of behavior..."
7.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-77777777-55555555-44444444-3333-8888-77777777-55555555-44444444-3333-3x-----|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"The Charlie Chan's chopped..."
8.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------55555555-00000000-77777777-55555555-00000000-3333-8-8-|
E|-00000000-33333333-------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
10.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0~-00-0~--000~----0~-00-0~--000~----0~-00-0~--000~----0~-00-0~--000~----|

Bridge
"Cmon you gonna quit?"
11.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-77777~-555-5-55-4-44444~-333-3-33-7-77777~-555-5-55-4-44444~-33333x----|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"You wanna be a Thompson..."
12.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-77777777----------55555555-00000000-77777777-55555555-00000000-3333-8-8-|
E|----------33333333-------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
13.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------5555------7777------7777---------------5555------7777------7777----------|
A|-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-7777------5555------4444------3333-----|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------1-1-|

"And no one likes you..."
14.
G|-------------------|
D|-------------------|
A|-------------------|
E|-0~----------------|


Lyrics:


Be a winner not a problem admitter un-quit 
(I quit, I'm shit)
Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit 
(I'm shit)

You wanna keep it goin' but you don't know how
Everyone at meetings gets a L�wenbr�u
You quit (I quit) 
You're shit (I'm shit) 
You're a quitter (I'm a quitter)
And no one likes you

Start a pattern of behavior; I see no reason to stop. 
(Don't stop, don't drop) 
You got a habit, got to have it 'til it's finished don't drop 
(Don't drop)

The Charlie Chan's chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured
You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored
So stop (With friends)
fucking (like you)
around (I'm fucked)
You're buying the next round

"C'mon you gonna Quit?
You gonna walk away and Quit?
Mark my words:
If you ever wanna be a winner 
You're gonna quit talking about quitting
You got that?"

You wanna be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski
Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83
You're fa- (You're a)
-mous and (fucking)
you're rich (dickhead)
quit acting like a bitch

And no one likes you!

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3.

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| NOFX- First Call |
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"Irish coffee and Irish car bomb..."

Tuning: EADG

Verse
1.
G|------|
D|------|
A|-3/88-|
E|------|

"Me and the Bads were staying up late..."
2.
G|-----------------------------5-5---------------------------------|
D|----52-203-32-------75-543-32----2-20---75-543-3----52-203-32----|
A|-3-3---------3-3-0-0-----------------0-0---------3-3---------3-3-|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

"Not a walk of shame, its a walk of pride..."
3.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------2222-3333----------------3333------2222------5555-3333------2222-3333------|
A|-3333-----------3333-0000-----------3333------0000-----------3333-----------3333-|
E|--------------------------3333---------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Six AM we'll start all over again..."
4.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------66666666-66666666-|
A|-00000000-00000000-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x2
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold..."
5.
G|-5-5-4-4---------------------5-5-----------------5-54------------|
D|----5---53-352-2----75-543-32----2-20---75-543-3-----5-543-352-2-|
A|-----------------0-0-----------------0-0-------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

"Irish coffee and Irish car bomb..."
6.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------2222-3333----------------3333------2222------5555-3333------2222-3333------|
A|-3333-----------3333-0000-----------3333------0000-----------3333-----------3333-|
E|--------------------------3333---------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Six AM we'll start all over again..."
7.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------33333333-33322200-------------------66666666-99977766-|
A|-00000000-00000000-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x2
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge
8.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------2222-3333----------------3333------2222------5555-3333------2222-3333------|
A|-3333-----------3333-0000-----------3333------0000-----------3333-----------3333-|
E|--------------------------3333---------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"All my neighbors are fast asleep..."
9.
G|-----------------------------5-5---------------------------------|
D|----52-203-32-------75-543-32----2-20---75-543-3-----------------|
A|-3-3---------3-3-0-0-----------------0-0---------3x--------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

"Im gonna be the very first one at first call..."
10.
G|-5-5-4-4-----5-5-5-5-4-4-----5-5-5-54----------------------------------|
D|----5---53-35-------5---53-35--------5-543-352-2----02-2-3-3-----------|
A|-------------------------------------------------3-3---------3~--------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|


Lyrics:


All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can't find anything to drink
The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
So I'm headed down the street to first call
Me and the Bads were staying up late
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
So I said it's only four short blocks to first call
Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride
Peoples goin' to work while we're getting cockeyed
The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down
So shut the fuck up and I'll get the next round

6am, we'll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
We're gonna eat pickled egg
We're gonna see Toby Jeg
We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun

It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold
And everyone around me's over 60 years old
But we're gonna share the next hour or two
We all got each other and nothing better to do
Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb
A fat drunk jew starts singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three

6am, we'll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
We're gonna eat pickled egg
We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg
We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done

All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can't find anything to drink
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call

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4.

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| NOFX- My Orphan Year |
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"For once I am sincere 2006 my orphan year..." 

Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
1.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------9\-|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

2.
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------6~----------------5~----------------|
E|-2~----------------------------------------------------|

3.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------44-444-444-444-444-444-444-444-4--------------------------------|
A|00-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-0--------------------------------55-555-555-555-555-555-555-555-5|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

4.
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------|
A|-0x--------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|

Verse
"My father had dementia..."
5.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------44-444-444-444-4-----------------|
A|-00-000-000-000-044-444-444-444-4----------------55-555-555-555-5-|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

"I told him that I'd love to..."
6.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------77-777-766-666-644-444-444-444-4-|
A|-22-222-222-222-255-555-555-555-5---------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

"I heard about it drunk after a show..."
7.
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-22-222-222-222-255-555-55~----------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|

"My mother battled cancer..."
8.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00-000-000-000-044-444-444-444-4----------------55-555-555-555-5-|
E|---------------------------------22-222-222-222-2-----------------|

"The night before she left me..."
9.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-22-222-222-222-255-555-555-555-5---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------55-555-544-444-422-222-222-222-2-|

"Raising me alone wasnt much fun..."
10.
G|----------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------|
A|-22-222-222-222-255-555-555-555-5-|
E|----------------------------------|

Chorus
"So dad I can forgive you..."
11.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00-000-000-000-0----------------22-222-222-222-255-555-555-555-5-|--x2
E|-----------------00-000-000-000-0---------------------------------|

"I wonder if you felt the same..."
12.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-77777777-77777777-77777777-77776666-44444444-44444444-44444444-44442222-|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

"I bet if you had been there..."
13.
G|-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-22222222-22222222-22222222-22222222-|
E|-------------------------------------|

Bridge
14.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-00000000--0000000-00000000--0000000-00000000--0000000-00000000-|
E|-------------------4-----------------4-----------------4-----------------|

"2006, goodbye parents..."
15.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00000000-0000-----------------------------------------55555555-55555555-55555555-55555555-|
E|--------------4444-22222222-22222222-22222222-22220000-------------------------------------|

Outro
16.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-0~----------------6~----------------5~--------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------2~--------------------------------|


Lyrics:

My father had dementia
He lied in bed for months
Once in a while he'd call me
And ask me to fly down
I told him that I'd love to
But I had things to do
And so he died without his son
I heard about it drunk after a show

My mother battled cancer
For over seven years
I nursed her and I held her
When time was running out
The night before she left me
I drank scotch all night
And thanked her for everything she'd done
Raising me alone wasn't much fun

Dad I can forgive you, 
but I'll never forget,
Months I wouldn't see you and when I did
You'd be out with your friends all night
Alone and only nine
I watched the outer limits
And scared out of my mind
I wonder if you felt the same
The days before you died
I wonder if you even knew
Why I wouldn't come around
I bet if you had been there,
There wouldn't be this song

2006 goodbye parents
For once I am sincere
2006 my orphan year 


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5.

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| NOFX- Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) |
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"Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory"


Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
1.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------33-333-333--------------------33-333-333-----|
A|------------1-1------------3-3------------1-1------------3-3-|
E|-33-333-333--------------------33-333-333--------------------|

Verse
"Ill throw a pie in the face of piety..."
2.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------11111111----------33333333----------------------------33333333-|
E|-33333333----------11111111----------33333333-11111111-00000000----------|

"I understand that faith..."
3.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------33333333-55555x---|
A|----------11111111-33333333-------------------11111111-------------------|
E|-33333333-------------------33333333-33333333----------------------------|

Chorus
"Blasphemy..."
4.
G|-----7-12-12-7-775---------3333333-----------------------------------|
D|-555-------------------5-3---------333-5-7-7777753-------------------|
A|-------------------111-----------------------------33333333-33333333-|--x2
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"Im an unbeliever..."
5.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------11111111----------33333333----------------------------33333333-|
E|-33333333----------11111111----------33333333-11111111-00000000----------|

"I understand we all have something..."
6.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------33333333----------|
A|----------11111111-33333333-------------------11111111-------------------|
E|-33333333-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------33333x---|

Chorus
"Blasphemy..."
7.
G|-----7-12-12-7-775---------3333333-----------------------------------|
D|-555-------------------5-3---------333-5-7-7777753-------------------|
A|-------------------111-----------------------------33333333-33333333-|--x2
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
8.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-55-5555-55-555-55-5555-55-777---------------------------555-33-3333-33-333-33-3333-33-333-|
A|-------------------------------11-1111-11-111-11-1111-11-----------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge
"Horus similar to Mithra..."
9.
G|----------------33-3333-33-333-------------------------------|
D|-11-1111-11-111----------------33-3333-33-333----------------|
A|----------------------------------------------33-3333-33-333-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|

"Jesus, different name same story..."
10.
G|----------------33-3333-33-333--------------------------------|
D|-11-1111-11-111----------------00-0000-00-000-000-000-000-000-|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|

11.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-33333333-22222222-11111111-00000000-33333333-22222222-11111111-00000000-|

Verse
"My position hastn been occulted..."
12.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-33333333-22222222-11111111-00000000-33333333-22222222-11111111-00000000-|

"Anything that is your holy..."
13.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------33333333-55555x---|
A|----------11111111-33333333-------------------11111111-------------------|
E|-33333333-------------------33333333-33333333----------------------------|

Chorus
"Blasphemy..."
14.
G|-----7-12-12-7-775---------3333333-----------------------------------|
D|-555-------------------5-3---------333-5-7-7777753-------------------|
A|-------------------111-----------------------------33333333-33333333-|--x2
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
15.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------33-333-33---------------------33-3-----------------------|
A|----------1-1-1----------1-3-3----------1-1-1------3-1-------------------|
E|-33-333-33---------------------33-333-33---------------3~----------------|


Lyrics:

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety
I'll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I'm a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes

Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy

I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
I'm a trouble making immature imp
I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I'll never be given wings and
I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings

Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?

Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory

My position hasn't been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest

Blasphemy, isn't this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore 

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6.

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| NOFX- Creeping Out Sara |
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"Thats why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian..."

Tuning: Standard EADG


Verse
"I was backstage at a festival in Germany..."
1.
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------0~----2~----------22-------|
A|-0~--------2~--------------------0~-------5-454-|
E|------------------------------------------------|

"I noticed that her hair was longer in the back..."
2.
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------0~----2~-----------------------|
A|-0~--------2~--------------------00000000-0x--------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Thats when I realized it was Sara..."
3.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------22222222----------22222222--------------------------------------|
A|-00005455----------00005455----------22222244-55555555-00005455-0~--------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"I told her I was a big fan of her band"
4.
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------0~----2~-------------------|
A|-0~--------2~--------------------0~-------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|

"I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's..."
5.
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-/7~--------------------0~----2~-----------------------|
A|-----------2~-----------------------00000000-0x--------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Thats when I creeped out Sara..."
6.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------22222222----------22222222----------------------------77777777-|
A|-00005455----------00005455----------22222244-55555555-00005455----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

"Where they both ganged up on one girl..."
7.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------22222222----------22222222-------------------------------------|
A|-00005455----------00005455----------22222222-22222244-55555555-55555555-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

"Did they like Jennifer Tilly..."
8.
G|-------------------------------------|
D|----------22222222----------22222222-|
A|-00005455----------00005455----------|
E|-------------------------------------|

Bridge
"Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon..."
9.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-0x-0x-0---0-0x-0x-0-----4x-4x-4-2-4-4x-4x-4-2-0-2x-2x-2-0-2-2x-2x-0---------------------------|
A|---------0-----------4-2---------------------------------------------4-0x-0x-0-2-4-0x-0x-0-2-4-|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

"That was on HBO..."
10.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-4x-4x-4-6-7-4x-4x-4-2---0x-0x-0---0-0x-0x-0-----2x-2x-2x-2x-2x-2x-2x-2x-22222222-2x--------|
A|-----------------------4---------4-----------4-2--------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Thats the problem with Diazepam..."
11.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00005455----------00005455----------22222222-22222244-55555555-5x-------|
E|----------00000000----------00000000-------------------------------------|

"But I think I creeped out Sara..."
12.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------22222222----------22222222----------22222222----------------------------|
A|-00005455----------00005455----------00005455----------00005455-0~----------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|



Lyrics:

I was backstage at a festival in Germany
talking to a cute fair skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figure that's cuz she's Canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian

That's when I realized it was Sara, or maybe it was Tegan
I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one

I told her I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Sara or maybe I just pissed her off
When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome?
Where they both ganged up one girl, a forgy or a fivesome?
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly, did they like Jennifer Tilly?

Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie
In the Gia movie that was on HBO
And "If These Walls Could Talk" made Tegan cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said

That's the problem with Diazepam, so many things I don't remember
But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant
But I think I creeped out Sara, I was creeping out on Sara
I hope it wasn't Tegan, cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one 


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7.

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| NOFX- Eddie, Bruce and Paul |
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
1.
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h7-0h10h12-12-|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|

2.
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------77-777-777-777-7-|
A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

3.
G|-----------------------------------5~-5----5~-4~-|
D|----------------------------77-7-5------77-------|
A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0-----------------------------|
E|---------------------3h5-5-----------------------|

4.
G|------------------------------9-7-5-4~-4-7-5-4----|
D|-----------------------------------------------5~-|
A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12---------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul..."
5.
G|--------------------------------5-7-9~-14-12-11~-7-|
D|------------------------------7--------------------|
A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12----------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------|

6.
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------77-777-777-777-7-|
A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

Pre-Chorus
"Paul and Eddy had it good..."
7.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-77-777-766-666-644-444-400-000-077-777-766-666-644-444-4--00x--00x-|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

"So after a couple years..."
8.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-77-777-766-666-644-444-400-000-077-777-766-666-644-444-444-444-4-|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

"A new man..."
9.
G|----------------------------------------|
D|--00x--00x--00x--00x--00000000-00000000-|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Paul got fucked..."
10.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-44-444-444-444-4----------------22-222-222-222-2-----------------|
A|-----------------00-000-000-000-0----------------22-222-222-222-2-|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

"Searching for a beau..."
11.
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-00-000-000-000-000-000-0/33-333-3-|
A|-----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|

Outro
12.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-0x----33-0h5-0x----33-0-1010-1099-9-10h12x----33-0h5-0x----33-0-----------0~--------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------3333-2222-----------|

Verse
"What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul..."
13.
G|---------------------------------4-5-7~-5-9-7-5-4-|
D|-------------------------------5------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

14.
G|------------------------------1414-12h1414-12-----------------|
D|----------------------------------------------1212-10h1212-10-|
A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12---------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|

Pre-Chorus
"Bruce and Samson knew Eddie..."
15.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-77-777-766-666-644-444-400-000-077-777-766-666-644-444-4--00x--00x-|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

"With Paul no longer around..."
16.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-77-777-766-666-644-444-400-000-077-777-766-666-644-444-444-444-4-|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

"Convinced him to..."
17.
G|----------------------------------------|
D|--00x--00x--00x--00x--00000000-00000000-|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Kudos to Paul..."
18.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------22-222-222-222-2-----------------|
A|-----------------00-000-000-000-0----------------22-222-222-222-2-|
E|-22-222-222-222-2-------------------------------------------------|

"Number of the beast..."
19.
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-00-000-000-000-000-000-0/33-333-3-|
A|-----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|

Outro
20.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-0x----33-0h5-0x----33-0-1010-1099-9-10h12x----33-0h5-0x----33-0-----------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------3333-2222-|

21.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------33333333-22222222-00000000-|
A|-0000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000----------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge
22.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-00-000-0------------------------00-000-0-------------------------|--x2
E|---------33-333-311-111-133-333-3--------33-333-311-111-133-333-3-|

23.
G|-------------------|
D|-------------------|
A|-0~----------------|
E|-------------------|

Second Part       2:35
24.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----5h777--777----------5h777--5h777-----------5h777--777----------5h777-----------|
A|-0~------------5~-3~-0~---------------------0~------------5~-3~-0~--------3~-5~----|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------3~-|

25.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----5h777--777----------5h777--5h777-----------5h777--777----------5h777--3332~-2-0~-|
A|-0~------------5~-3~-0~---------------------0~------------5~-3~-0~-------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

26.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----5h777--777----------5h777--5h777-----------5h777--777----------5h777-----------|
A|-0~------------5~-3~-0~---------------------0~------------5~-3~-0~--------3~-5~----|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------3~-|

27.
G|-------------5~-55-------------5~-55-------------5~-55-------------------|
D|-7-777777555-------5-555555555-------7-777777555-------7-777777----------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------3~-5~----|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------3~-|

28.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-77777777---------------55555555-55-------00000000----2~-00~-------------------|
A|----------3h5-3h5p3-0--------------333444----------333-------00000000-3~-5~----|
E|----------------------3-----------------------------------------------------3~-|

29.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-77777777777777-5-55555555555555-0-000000----2~-00~-------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------333-------0-000000-3~-5~----|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------3~-|

30.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-77777777777777-5-55555555555555-0-000000----2~-00~-------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------333-------0-000000-3~-5~-3~-|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|

"What happened to..."
31.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------5h77777777-77777777-77777777-|
A|-5~---------------3~------------3~-5~----0~-0000000------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------3~-----------------------------------------|

32.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----5h777777777-77777777-77777777-5~-2~-0~-2~-0~----0~-------|
A|-0~----------------------------------------------3~----3~-0x-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|

Lyrics:

What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?
Paul and Eddie had it good
But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks
So after a couple years
Eddie broke it off with Paul to look for a new man

Paul got fucked, fucked by Steve
Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new steed
Searching for a beau who sings in falsetto

What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?
What happened to Eddie, Paul, and Bruce?
Bruce and Samson knew
Eddie was looking for a long term, stable relationship
With Paul no longer around,
Bruce left Samson for Eddie cuz Steve convinced him to

Kudos to Paul, fuck you Bruce
How you supposed to rock 'n' roll without substance abuse
Number of the Beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest 

____________________________________________________________________________

8.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++
| NOFX- Best God In Show |
++++++++++++++++++++++++++


"Thank God for the Grammy..."

Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
1.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-55x---------------55x----------------55x----------------55x----------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

2.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--x2
E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--|

Verse
"I've no consideration..."
3.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2
E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------|

Chorus
"And I find its getting harder to hang out..."
4.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------|
E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x---|

"In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark..."
5.
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-|
E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------|

Outro
6.
G|--------------------------------------|
D|-55x---------------55x----------------|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

Verse
"Who would read a 2000..."
7.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------77-----------------5p3p2~--|
E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-------5h7h88x--------------|

"Would you navigate the globe..."
8.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|
E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------|

Chorus
"And I find its getting painful to put up..."
9.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------5-|
E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x-----|

"In Unicorns and Creation..."
10.
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-|
E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------|

Outro
11.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2
E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------|

Verse
"Thank God for the Grammy..."
12.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2
E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------|

Chorus
"And its getting agonizing to hang out..."
13.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------5-|
E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x-----|

"Mithology and history..."
14.
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-|
E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------|

Outro
15.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-55x---------------55x----------------55x----------------55x----------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

16.
G|-------------------|
D|-55x---------------|
A|-------------------|
E|-------------------|


Lyrics:

I've no consideration, 
zero mutual respect
For billions who suffer from 
rational thought neglect
I don't wanna waste a sentence, 
I don't want a convert-sation
That's gonna end in disdain, 
disbelief and aggravation

And I find it's getting harder to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark 
and that their god is the best
My distaste has turned into detest

Who would read a 2000 
year old medical journal
Techniques for bloodletting, 
advice on Trichinosis
Would you navigate the globe 
with a map of a flat earth
Without DNA testing, 
would you believe virgin birth

And I find it's getting painful to put up
With grown adults who actually believe
In Unicorns and Creation, 
and God always takes their side
That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide

Thank God for the Grammy, 
thank God for the touchdown
Thank God for blowing up 
the enemy's sacred ground

So how am I supposed to take 
anything you say seriously?
When you've swapped free will for faith, 
hope and pre-destiny

And it's getting agonizing to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
Mythology and history 
trump physics and science
My aversion has turned to abhorrence 

________________________________________________________

9.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
| NOFX- Suits And Ladders |
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++


"You woke up today covered in droppings..."


Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
1.
G|---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-5h777p5-0h5h7p5-|
D|-00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--0-0---0-0-0-0-|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
   ^----------------------------------PM-----------------------^

Verse
"I got manicured fingers and toes..."
2.
G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5---7--5~--|
D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--00-00-00-|
A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x2
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

"Your life's gotta really suck..."
3. 
G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5-----------|
D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--0000------|
A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333--------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------1-3~-|

"You're the one who lives nowhere..."
4.
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------|
A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"You're just not fluous..."
5.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-55555555-55555555-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------11111111-11111111-------------------33333333-33333333-44444444-44444444-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
6.
G|---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-5h777p5-0h5h7p5-|
D|-00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--0-0---0-0-0-0-|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|
   ^-----------PM----------^

Verse
"40 year old Macallans..."
7.
G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5---7--5~--|
D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--00-00-00-|
A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x2
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

"Your house is of corrections..."
8. 
G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5-----------|
D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--0000------|
A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333--------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------1-3~-|

"You're the one who has nothing..."
9.
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------|
A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"You woke up today..."
10.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-55555555-55555555-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------11111111-11111111-------------------33333333-33333333-44444444-44444444-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge
11.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--x2
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

12.
G|-------------------------------------|
D|-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-|
A|-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|

Verse
"You are a superfluous man..."
13.
G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5---7--5~--|
D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--00-00-00-|
A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x4
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
14.
G|-------------------------|
D|-0000-------0000x--------|
A|-------------------------|
E|------1-3~---------------|


Lyrics:

I got manicured fingers and toes
I got 4 layers of pee-soaked clothes but I'm still condescending
Your as and teeth permanent browned
Your face is permanently frowned and I have everything I want
Your life's gotta really suck
You gotta hustle all day just to make the bucks
To get high enough just to forget about what you've become
You're the one who lives nowhere
You think you're life's more than a game of suits and ladders
When nothing really matters
You're not just fluous, you're superfluous
You don't actually do anything, a human redundancy

40 year old Macallans, 40 Old English ounces
Henry the IV double shot
I just finished a bottle of Old Crow
I just bought a case of Chateau Margaux, not the 95, the 96
Your house is of corrections
Your house is full of collections of crap you bought from selling others out
You're the one who has nothing
Your life is a game of unstable bladders, when nothing really matters
You woke up today covered in droppings 
When the bottom drops, my life won't change a bit but yours will turn to shit

You are a superfluous man, I am a superfluous man
You're quite a superfluous man, I am a superfluous man 

___________________________________________________________________________________

10.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
| NOFX- The Agony Of Victory |
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


"Come on, dance like a retard..."

Tuning: EADG

Verse
"Come on underachievers..."
1.
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------5~----4~----3~--------|
A|-3~----5~----------3~---------------------------------------|--x2
E|-------------3~----------1~----/4~--------------------------|

"Once you stop yourself from caring..."
2.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-333-3333-33-333-555-5555-55-555-----------------333-3333-33-333-|
E|---------------------------------333-3333-33-333-----------------|

"Cuz all the things we want are cheap or free..."
3.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------555-5555-55-555-444-4444-44-444-333-3333-33-333-333-3333-33-333|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-111-1111-11-111-444-4444-44-444----------------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge
4.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-333-3333-33-333-555-5555-55-555-----------------333-3333-33-333-|
E|---------------------------------333-3333-33-333-----------------|

5.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------555-5555-55-555-444-4444-44-444-333-3333-33-333-333-3333-33-333|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-111-1111-11-111-444-4444-44-444----------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"We've got no competition..."
6.
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-333-3333-33-333-555-5555-55-555-----------------333-3333-33-333-|
E|---------------------------------333-3333-33-333-----------------|

"We just wanna live and let others live..."
7.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------555-5555-55-555-444-4444-44-444-333-3333-33-333-333-3333-33-333|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-111-1111-11-111-444-4444-44-444----------------------------------------------------------------|

"Come on, dance like a retard..."
8.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-3-3-33333-5-5-55555-----------3~--3~-3~-------------------------------0-0-00000-|
E|---------------------3-3-33333-----------1-1-11111-4-4-44444-0-0-00000-----------|

Outro
9.
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------|
E|-1~--------------------------------|


Lyrics:


Come on underachievers
Come on all you underpass believers
We'll give you the skill for street livin'
It feels pretty great to just give in, 
so just give in

Dropouts, repeat offenders
We'll take the weary, weak, the street bartenders
Show 'em the best times are on the street
Satisfaction through the thrill of defeat, 
ain't it sweet

Once you stop yourself from caring
About owning stuff, that's when you wanna start sharing
Cuz all the things we want are cheap or free
I define success as not working 
and I live like a king

We've got no competition
We've got no accomplished mission
We just wanna live and let others live
Of course we'll take anything you wanna give, 
so fucking give

Come on, dance like a retard
Life's an endless party not a punch card
I don't understand some people's drive
Let's just fuck and drink and be alive, 
not just survive

_________________________________________________________________________

11.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
| NOFX- I Am An Alcoholic |
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++


"I won't cuz I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic..."

Tuning: Standard EADG



Intro
1.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------7/9-7-5-7----------------------2-0---------0-2-4---------|
A|--3-2-0---5-3-2-0-----------7~--7~--7-9~---0-2-3-----3-2-0-2---------------|
E|-3------3----------------------------------------------------------3~--3~--|

2.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------2-0------------------------------------0-------------------------|
A|-0-2-3-----3-2-0-2-0---0-7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-2---3-2-0-3-2-0-2/10~--10~--|
E|---------------------3--------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"I liked going to school..."
3.
G|-------------------------7-------------------------------------7~--------------|
D|-----------------7/9-7-9----------------------2-0-------------5----------------|
A|-3-2-0---5-3-2-0-----------7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-----3-2-0---------------------5~-|
E|-------3------------------------------------------------3-3-3-----3~--3~--3----|

"I had to get stuff done..."
4.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------2-0------------------------------------0-----------------------------------|
A|-0-2-3-----3-2-0-2-0---0-7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-2---3-2-0-----------------------------|
E|---------------------3--------------------------------333333-333333-333333-333333-|

Chorus
"I'd like to see what morning looks like..."
5.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-----000--------3-3-2-2-000-3~--------|
E|-------------3~-333-----3-3-----2~-222-----------------------|

"But I cant cuz Im a drug-abusing alcoholic..."
6.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-3x----22x----000--------3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-2-2-000--------|
E|------------------3~-333-------------3~-333-------------3~-333-------------3~-333-|

Outro
7.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------7/9-7-5-7----------------------2-0---------0-2-4---------|
A|--3-2-0---5-3-2-0-----------7~--7~--7-9~---0-2-3-----3-2-0-2---------------|
E|-3------3----------------------------------------------------------3~--3~--|

8.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------2-0------------------------------------0-------------------------|
A|-0-2-3-----3-2-0-2-0---0-7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-2---3-2-0-3-2-0-2/10~--10~--|
E|---------------------3--------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"At 28 I realized..."
9.
G|-------------------------7-------------------------------------7~--------------|
D|-----------------7/9-7-9----------------------2-0-------------5----------------|
A|-3-2-0---5-3-2-0-----------7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-----3-2-0---------------------5~-|
E|-------3------------------------------------------------3-3-3-----3~--3~--3----|

"I decided to spend my life..."
10.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------2-0------------------------------------0-----------------------------------|
A|-0-2-3-----3-2-0-2-0---0-7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-2---3-2-0-333333-333333---------------|
E|---------------------3----------------------------------------------333333-333333-|

Chorus
"And now I know what morning looks like..."
11.
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-----000--------3-3-2-2-000-3~--------|
E|-------------3~-333-----3-3-----2~-222-----------------------|

"But I wont cuz Im a drug-addicted alcoholic..."
12.
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-3x----22x----000--------3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-2-2-000--------|
E|------------------3~-333-------------3~-333-------------3~-333-------------3~-333-|

Outro
"Cant stop taking drugs..."
13.
G|------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------5~--------------------------------|
A|-3x----22x----0x--------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------|


Lyrics:

I liked going to school, 
I didn't want to fool around with drugs
Cuz all of my friends were dropping out
I had to get stuff done, I wasn't fun
I didn't try pot 'til I was 21, 
but now I'm overcompensating

I'd like to see what morning looks like
Don't wanna drink pint after pint
I wanna wake up without feeling sick
But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic
I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

At 28 I realized 
hydrocodone was pretty great
For hangovers and late night hangs
I decided to spend my life having the best of times
It's too bad most of them I'll probably forget

And now I know what morning looks like
But only when I greet it from the previous night
My friends are telling me that I need to find a clinic
But I won't cuz I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic
I won't cuz I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic

Can't stop taking drugs 


____________________________________________________________________

12.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
| NOFX- One Million Coasters |
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


"They make great Christmas tree ornaments..."

Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
1.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------0~-0~-0~--0000x-----------------------------------|
A|-3~-3~-3~-----------------------------------0~-0~-0~--0000x----|
E|--------------------------------3~-3~-3~-----------------------|

2.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-3~-5~-7~-5-3-5-2~-3~-5~--5555x----3~-2~-0~----------0~----0000x----|
A|-----------------------------------------------2~-3~----------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse
"Coasters and frisbees..."
3.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------33-333-33333-333-355-555-55555-555-5-|
A|-33-333-33333-333-300-000-00000-000-0-------------------------------------|--x2
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Bring your family..."
4.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------00-000-000-000-0---------------------------------|
A|-33-333-333-333-3--------------------------------00-000-000-000-0-|
E|---------------------------------33-333-333-333-3-----------------|

"Blank floppy disks..."
5.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-33-333-333-333-322-222-222-222-233-333-333-333-355-555-555-555-5-|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
6.
G|---------------------------------------|
D|--------------------3~-2~-0~-----------|
A|-3~-3~-3~--3333x--------------3333x----|
E|---------------------------------------|

Verse
"Guard rail reflectors..."
7.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------33-333-33333-333-355-555-55555-555-5-|
A|-33-333-33333-333-300-000-00000-000-0-------------------------------------|--x2
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Full of cassete tapes..."
8.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------00-000-000-000-0---------------------------------|
A|-33-333-333-333-3--------------------------------00-000-000-000-0-|
E|---------------------------------33-333-333-333-3-----------------|

"Kodak 110's..."
9.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-33-333-333-333-322-222-222-222-233-333-333-333-355-555-555-555-5-|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

Outro
10.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------0~-0~-0~--0000x-----------------------------------|
A|-3~-3~-3~-----------------------------------0~-0~-0~--0000x----|
E|--------------------------------3~-3~-3~-----------------------|

11.
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-3~-5~-7~-5-3-5-2~-3~-5~--5555x----3~-2~-0~----------0~----0000x----|
A|-----------------------------------------------2~-3~----------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|


Lyrics:

Coasters and Frisbees
Fish lures for deep seas
Mobiles for infants
They make great Christmas tree ornaments

Bring the whole family, parking is free
You're going to love our selection 
of 8-track tapes,
Blank floppy discs, mobile car phones, 
Atari 2600 consoles

Guard rail reflectors
Hold 'em hand protectors
Halloween handouts
We got a ten-thousand foot warehouse
Full of cassette tapes, persimmon woods,
Ink jet printers, telephone booths,
Sony Walkman's, Kodak 110's,
Analog TV's, Betamax's
And 10 million CD's 


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