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Scrooge
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Craig Howard
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When a cold wind blows it chills you
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Chills you to the bone
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But there's nothing in nature that
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freezes your heart
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Like years of being alone
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It paints you with indifference
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Like a lady paints with rouge
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And the worst of the worst
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The most hated and cursed
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Is the one that we call Scrooge (yeah)
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Unkind as any
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And the wrath of many
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This is Ebenezer Scrooge
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Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug
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There goes Mr. Grim
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If they gave a prize for bein' mean
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the winner would be him
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Oh, Scroogey loves his money
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'Cause he thinks it gives him power
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If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour
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There goes Mr. Skinflint
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There goes Mr. Greed
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The undisputed master of
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The underhanded deed
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He charges folks a fortune
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For his dark and drafty houses
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As poor folk live in misery
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It's even worse for mouses
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He must be so lonely
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He must be so sad
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He goes to extremes
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To convince us he's bad
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He's really a victim of fear and of pride
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Look close and there must be
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a sweet man inside.......Naaaah!
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There goes Mr. Outrage
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There goes Mr. Sneer
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He has no time for friends or fun
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His anger makes that clear
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Don't ask him for a favor
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'Cause his nastiness increases
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No crust of bread for those in need
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No cheeses for us meeses
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There goes Mr. Heartless
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There goes Mr. Cruel
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He never gives
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He only takes
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He lets this hunger rule
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If bein' mean's a way of life you
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practice and rehearse
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Then all that work is paying off
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'Cause Scrooge is getting worse
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Every day
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In every way
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Scrooge is getting worse