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Medical Love Song
Monty Python
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...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
A+
Verse 1:
D
Inflam-mation,
Of the foreskin,
A7
Re-minds me,
Of your smile,
I've had,
Ballanital,
Chancroids,
D
For quite,
D7
A little while.
G
I gave my heart,
Gdim
To NSU,
D
That lovely,
B7
Night in June,
E7
I ache for you,
My darling,
A7
And I hope you,
A+
Get well soon.
Verse 2:
(Faster):
D
My penile warts,
Your herpes,
A7
My syphilitic sores,
Your moenelial,
Infection,
D
How I miss you,
D7
More and more.
G
Your dnob's itch,
Gdim
My scrumpox,
D
Our lovely,
B7
Gonorrhoea,
E7
At least we,
Both were lying,
A7
When we said that,
A+
We were clear.
Verse 3:
D
Our syphilic,
Kisses,
A7
Sealed the secret,
Of our tryst,
You gave me,
Scrotal pustules,
D
With a quick flick,
D7
Of your wrist.
Your,
G Gdim
Trichovagi-nitis,
D
Sent shivers,
B7
Down my spine,
E7
I got snail tracks,
In my anus,
When your,
A (n.c)
Spirochaetes,
A+
Met mine.
Chorus 1:
D
Gonoccalurethritis,
E7
Streptocalbalinitis,
A7
Meningo myelitis,
D
Diplococcal,
B7 E7 A7
Cepha-litis.
D
Epididymitis,
E7
Interstitial,
Keratitis,
A7
Syphilitic,
Choroiditis,
D
And anterior,
G D
Uve-itis.
Verse 4:
D
My clapped-out,
Genitalia,
A7
Is not so,
Bad for me,
As the com-plete,
And utter failure,
D
Every time,
D7
I try to pee.
G
My doctor says,
Gdim
My blue balls,
D
Are the worst,
B7
He's ever seen,
E7
My scrotum's,
Painted orange,
A7
And my balls are,
A+
Turning green.
Verse 5:
D
My heart is,
Very tender,
A7
Though my parts,
Are awful raw,
You might have,
Been infected,
D
But you never,
D7
Were a bore.
G
I'm dying of,
Gdim
Your love,
My love,
I'm your,
D
Spirochaetal,
B7
Clown,
E7
I've left my,
Body to science,
A7
But I'm a-fraid,
They've turned,
A+
It down.
Chorus 2:
D
Gonoccalurethritis,
E7
Streptocalbalinitis,
A7
Meningo myelitis,
D
Diplococcal,
B7 E7 A7
Cepha-litis,
D
Epididymitis,
E7
Interstitial,
Keratitis,
A7
Syphilitic,
Choroiditis,
D
And anterior,
G D
Uve-itis.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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A+ D A7 D7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x03221 xx0232 x02223 xx0212
G Gdim B7 E7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
320003 xx3434 021202 020100
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)