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Medical Love Song

Monty Python

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...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python -----------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: A+ Verse 1: D Inflam-mation, Of the foreskin, A7 Re-minds me, Of your smile, I've had, Ballanital, Chancroids, D For quite, D7 A little while. G I gave my heart, Gdim To NSU, D That lovely, B7 Night in June, E7 I ache for you, My darling, A7 And I hope you, A+ Get well soon. Verse 2: (Faster): D My penile warts, Your herpes, A7 My syphilitic sores, Your moenelial, Infection, D How I miss you, D7 More and more. G Your dnob's itch, Gdim My scrumpox, D Our lovely, B7 Gonorrhoea, E7 At least we, Both were lying, A7 When we said that, A+ We were clear. Verse 3: D Our syphilic, Kisses, A7 Sealed the secret, Of our tryst, You gave me, Scrotal pustules, D With a quick flick, D7 Of your wrist. Your, G Gdim Trichovagi-nitis, D Sent shivers, B7 Down my spine, E7 I got snail tracks, In my anus, When your, A (n.c) Spirochaetes, A+ Met mine. Chorus 1: D Gonoccalurethritis, E7 Streptocalbalinitis, A7 Meningo myelitis, D Diplococcal, B7 E7 A7 Cepha-litis. D Epididymitis, E7 Interstitial, Keratitis, A7 Syphilitic, Choroiditis, D And anterior, G D Uve-itis. Verse 4: D My clapped-out, Genitalia, A7 Is not so, Bad for me, As the com-plete, And utter failure, D Every time, D7 I try to pee. G My doctor says, Gdim My blue balls, D Are the worst, B7 He's ever seen, E7 My scrotum's, Painted orange, A7 And my balls are, A+ Turning green. Verse 5: D My heart is, Very tender, A7 Though my parts, Are awful raw, You might have, Been infected, D But you never, D7 Were a bore. G I'm dying of, Gdim Your love, My love, I'm your, D Spirochaetal, B7 Clown, E7 I've left my, Body to science, A7 But I'm a-fraid, They've turned, A+ It down. Chorus 2: D Gonoccalurethritis, E7 Streptocalbalinitis, A7 Meningo myelitis, D Diplococcal, B7 E7 A7 Cepha-litis, D Epididymitis, E7 Interstitial, Keratitis, A7 Syphilitic, Choroiditis, D And anterior, G D Uve-itis. CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A+ D A7 D7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x03221 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 G Gdim B7 E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 320003 xx3434 021202 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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