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Every Sperm Is Sacred
Monty Python
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...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
A7 D
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
G A7 D
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;
E7 A7
There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but;
E7 A7
I've never been one of them.
Verse 1:
A7 D
I'm a Roman Catholic,
A7 D
And I have been, since before I was born.
E7 A7
And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;
E7 A7
They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.
Verse 2:
A7 D
You don't have to be a six footer;
A7 D
You don't have to have a great brain.
E7 A7
You don't have to have any clothes on;
E7 A7
You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...
Chorus 1:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 2:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 3:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.
Chorus 4:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 5:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G D7
But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.
Chorus 6:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm A7 D7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 7:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
G G7 C Cm A7 D7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 8:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G (n.C)
God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.
*KEY CHANGE*
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Interlude:
Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7, Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7
Eb Bb7, Ab Eb, Bb7 Eb (x2)
Chorus 9:
Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7
Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;
Eb Eb7 Ab Abm Eb Bb7 Eb
God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Chorus 10:
Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Eb7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Bb7 Eb7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 11:
Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Eb7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Ab7 Eb7 (Ab)
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...
Outro:
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm, Ab7 (n.C), Eb7 Ab
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
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C C/B Am7 Cm Eb Bb7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
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Ab G/Ab Fm7 Eb7 Abm Ab7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
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Db C/Db Bbm7 Dbm
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x46664 x36664 686666 x46654
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)