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I Pity The Fool
Molly Lewis
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I recommend playing capo on first fret.
"->" means slide to.
Intro, play first 4 chords twice.
C# Bbm F# Ab
I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
C# Bbm F# Ab
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
C# Bbm F# Ab
and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi
C# Bbm F# Ab
and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis
Ab -> F# F#m C# Ab full
Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee
F# F#m C# Ab full
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
F# F#m C# ->>> Ab full
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F# Ab full
and I pity the fool who disagrees.
C# Bbm F# Ab
C# Bbm F# Ab
I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers
C# Bbm F# Ab
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters
C# Bbm F# Ab
I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus
C# Bbm F# Ab
If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus
Ab -> F# F#m C# Ab full
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F# F#m C# Ab full
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
F# F#m C# ->>> Ab full
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
F# Ab full
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme
*weird solo*
C# Bbm F# Ab
he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
C# Bbm F# Ab
I said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college
C# Bbm F# Ab
he said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true
C# Bbm F# Ab
go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you
Ab -> F# F#m C# Ab full
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
F# F#m C# Ab full
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F# F#m C# ->>> Ab full
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
F# Ab full
And I pity the fool who mess with T.
Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.
As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.
Hope you're all well,
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