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Edgehead7 - The Chronicles Of Guitarman

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---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Chronicles of Guitarman - Edgehead7 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Edgehead7 E-mail: guitarman@intrstar.net Tuning: Standard (EADGBE) Chords used: D xx0232 G 320003 E 022100 C x32010 Am x02210 F xx3211 A x02220 Em 022000 Intro: e|-9--9-9--11-9-11-13-------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| Look! In the sky! D (Strum Once) It's a bird! G (Strum Once) It's a plane! E (Strum really fast constantly) Oh my God! It's mother-fuckin' Guitarman! E G There he is flying through the sky E G D He saves your ass from daily crime E G With Tuner Boy right by his side E G D Their emotions are open; they have nothing to hide C Guitarman will tie you up with his G-String Am And whack you with his nut G The only way to make him stop D Is to hit him on his butt C Am He will then bust out a riff G D Everytime he does, Tuner Boy gets stiff C Am Then they fly back to the music store G D And Tuner Boy learns how to be a whore F C Everything will then get dark G A And lightning will strike high F C The Eastern sky will part G A And out will fly Jesus Guy F C Evil-doers will tremble in fear G A For they know that they have been caught F C However, Jesus Guy will hug them G A Because their sins have been bought F C G A Jesus Guy surely has freed them from their sin F C G A And flew off never to be seen again Em D Jesus Guy had left them there C G The town was surely in doubt Em D Tuner Boy went to the top C G Of the music store to pout Em D He was really sad C G That Jesus Guy was gone Em D And more sad of the fact C G That he never got turned on Em D Plus he had not yet C G Met his life's goal Em D To finally get the chance to tune C G Guitarman's sound hole Am C Tuner Boy then saw what was coming D G He had no chance to run Am C The Kamikaze Kid was there D G Tuner Boy was done Am C The music store was then destroyed D G With Tuner Boy on top Am C The Kamikaze Kid was dead D G He didn't care to stop Am C Tuner Boy was dead D G Guitarman was set to flee Am C But one superhero remained D G And he wouldn't let that be A G The town members showed some hope D C As they looked to the sky A G They knew what was coming D C For the Cock Emblem shown high A G Cockman pounced on Guitarman D C And with the Cock-Lasso he did tie A G Guitarman knew his day had come D C It was time to die A G The townspeople joined in D C And destroyed Guitarman A G Which truely proves the long-thought fact D C E E E (Let ring) That cocks and justice go hand-in-hand
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