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Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie - She Thinks Youre Ugly
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Song: She Thinks You're Ugly
Artist: Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie
Verse One
G D
If she says she thinks you're cool, then she thinks you're hot
Em C
If she says she thinks you're hot, then she likes you a lot
G D
If she says "hey, lets go dancing. We could have a good time"
Em C
Then it means maybe dinner and a bottle of wine.
D C
But if she says lets just be friends,
D C
You know it only means one thing
Chorus One
G D Em C
She thinks you're ugly, and she wouldn't want to go out with you.
G D Em C
She thinks you're ugly, but because of all the neat things you do, she's
D
hoping you can still be pals.
Verse Two
G D
If she says she thinks you're sensitive, she must like your heart
Em C
If she says she likes your glasses, then she thinks you're smart
G D
And she says that your shoulder is a great place to cry
Em C
And that she's really really lucky because you're such a nice guy
D C
But if you go to kiss her good night and she says
D C
"Would a handshake be alright?"
Chorus Two
G D Em C
She thinks you're ugly, and she wouldn't want to go out with you
G D Em C
She thinks you're ugly, but because of all the neat things you do, she's
D
hoping you can still be buds.
Verse Three
G D
So remember the next time you're out with a girl
Em C
There's so many different words in the world.
G D
Listen to what she's saying, think of what she means
Em C
There could be something happening, something unseen
D C
And if she wants to sleep with you and the very next day
D C
She only wants to be your friend.
Chorus Three
G D Em C
She thinks you're ugly, or you weren't to good in bed last night
G D Em C
But mostly, you're ugly, plus she was drunk and kind of horny
G D Em C
She thinks you're ugly, and she wouldn't want to go out with you
G D Em C
She thinks you're ugly, but because of all the neat things you do, she's
D
hoping you can still be friends
C G
Uggggggg-ly