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Nicky Patterson - Knock-off Nigel

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Knock-Off Nigel (Nicky Patterson 2008) Capo IV Chords C, Em, Am V1: If a December stuck in Virgin�s Or the queues in HMV�s Don�t tickle your fancy For those latest DVDs I know a man whose business Is to provide those silver discs With very little overhead But no question of the risks! V2: He doesn�t do dodgy copies Like those one�s done from cinema seats With those silouhettes going to and fro And the constant rustling of sweets! No only deals in retail Or �pure belters� if they�re any good He has no written catalogue Although I really think that he should! V3: His prices are pretty healthy Since he prints the covers too And you get all this for �4 each Or 3 for the price of 2! And his name�s not really Nigel, no Although that�s his true theme tune But he certainly deals in knock-offs He�s a pirate disc tycoon! V4: So to avoid the queues this xmas And the high street�s shopping throng Just send a wee text to Nigel And you surely won�t go wrong! He�s got the new James Bond And High School Musical 7 And as long as you don�t mind the Chinese dubs You�ll be in home-cinema heaven!
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