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Nicky Patterson - A Slob Called Dan Milosovic

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A Slob Called Dan Milosevic
(Nicky Patterson 2006)


V1:
D        F7                    A
He�s a stone�s throw from the park
But he has little or no idea
He lifts his leg to fart
As he cracks another beer
He has no formal income
And he doesn�t even care
He doesn�t mind that we�re all paying
He�s just happy sat in his chair

Chorus:
A7     F     D
Oohh oh oh oh
Oohh oh oh oh
He�ll be lucky if he hits 40
He�s a fat and smelly blob
He�s scrounging on the benfits
Cause he can�t be arsed with jobs
When his heart packs in and murders him
For living like a pig
The coroners verdict will return
Dan was just too big

V2:
His TV blares in the afternoon
Of a baking summer�s day
Dan�s sweating like a bastard
As he chows down on a cake
He chokes on the final bite
And he�s fighting for breath
But he farts again and coughs it up
And it lands back on his chest

Chorus

V3:
His pants are drenched in week old sweat
As he polishes off the eclaire
He wipes the tears of exertion
And he�s grunting like like a bear
He�s a stone�s throw from the park
But he has little or no idea
He lifts his leg to fart
As he cracks another beer

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Nicky Patterson - A Slob Called Dan Milosovic

Misc Unsigned Bands