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Yeast Infection

Larry Pierce

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"Yeast Infection" by Larry Pierce
From the 2007 album "Pussy Whipped"
www.larrypierce.com
Transcribed by Maniac1075

[Riff 1]
Intro - E - B - 

          (B)          
	Well I was makin� love the other day
	  (E)   
	And I put my hand between her lovely legs
	  (E)
	She was giving me a hickey
	  (B)                   (Ab)
	When I felt something sticky
	  (C#)                  (F#)
	And I didn�t know exactly what to say

	  (B)
	Then slowly I removed her underwear
	  (E)
	Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
	  (E)
	Well I knew I wasn�t dreamin�
	  (B)                   (Ab)
	When I saw that yellow semen
	  (C#)                                     (B) 
	And the smell of cat fish really filled the air

[Chorus]
                (E)
	I wanna show her my affection
	        (B)             (Ab)
	But she�s got a yeast infection
	        (C#)              (F#)       (B)
	And her underwear is stickin� to the wall

[Riff 2]
	  (B)
	Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
          (E)
	She told me it would taste like butterscotch
          (E)
	Well I�ve never had the heart
          (B)                    (Ab)
	To pull grilled cheese apart
          (C#)                    (F#)
	So I�ll turn my head so I don�t have to watch

           (B)
	Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
           (E)
	Yeah the puss & blood was drippin� from my chin
           (E)
	She was a kickin� and a screamin�
           (B)                   (Ab)
	And pissing on the ceiling
           (C#)                              (F#)  (B)    
	I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in

[Back to Chorus]

[Riff 3]
           (C#)
	Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then
	   (F#)
	And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
	   (F#)
	I watched my pecker thumpin�
	   (C#)                 (Bb)
	And when she started cumin�
	   (Eb)                              (Ab) (C#)
	It looked like making taffy at the fair

[Chorus 2]
             (F#)
	Well I showed her my affection
	     (C#)              (Bb)
	Though she�s got a yeast infection
	     (Eb)              (Ab)       (C#)
	Now my underwear is stickin� to my balls

            (F#)
	Yes I showed her my affection
	    (C#)                (Bb)
	Though she�s got a yeast infection
	    (Eb)                (Ab)       (C#)
	Now my underwear is stickin� to my balls

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Yeast Infection

Larry Pierce