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Re Your Brains
Jonathan Coulton
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Transcribed by M_Pony
[Verse]
Am F C C Cmaj7
Heya Tom, it�s Bob.. from the office down the hall
Am F G
Good to see you buddy, how�ve you been?
Fdim (xx3434) Am Am7 D7
Things have been OK for me except that I�m a zombie now
G
I really wish you�d let us in
F C E7 Am
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
F C E7 Am
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
F Fm
But here�s an FYI: you�re all gonna die.. screaming
[Chorus]
C G F G
All we want to do is eat your brains
C G F (F/E F F/E F) G
We�re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one�s gonna eat your eyes
C G F G
All we want to do is eat your brains
Am Em F (F/E F F/E F F/E)
We�re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
F F/E Dm
If you open up the doors
F F/E F G C
We�ll all come inside and eat your brains
[verse, chords as above]
I don�t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that�s OK for now but someday you�ll be out of food and guns
And then you�ll have to make the call
I�m not surprised to see you haven�t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that�s what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly
[repeat Chorus, but with a slightly different ending]
F F/E F G Ab
We�ll all come inside and eat your brains
Eb C#dim(xx5656) C#
I�d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
C#m Ab
I sure appreciate the way you�re working with me
Eb C#dim Fm
I�m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
C
I guess I am
[verse, chords as above]
I�ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we�ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I�ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we�ll table this for now
I�m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we�re all busy as hell
And we�ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head.. open
[repeat first chorus]