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Birthday Song

Jon Lajoie

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D It's your birthday today, what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain, G that twenty-one years ago on this day, A D it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face, and nine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date, G and they were having a good time, D they were dancing and drinking wine, (optional chorus used on an episode of The League) D G A happy birthday, B G happy birthday, A D happy birthday, D and when they got home they were horny as hell, and your dad threw your mom down on the bed, G and he tore her panties off, D and his penis was hard as a rock, and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head, but your dad also wanted to give your mom head, G so they formed a sixty-nine, D and your mom came at least three times, D and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom, that he forgot to put a condom on, G and when he realized his mistake, A D he had ejaculated and it was too late, D G A and then your mom got pregnant, D G and your dad started crying, D A he wanted your mom to get an abortion, D G but your mom wanted a child, A and nine months later your were born, G D and five months later your parents got a divorce
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