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My Dick Is Small
John Valby
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Title: My Dick Is Small
Artist: John Valby
Tab by: Maniac1075
D E
E F# G F# E
Oh my dick is small
E F# G A F# G E
and I've only got one ball
G A B
And the girls all say it's teeny
F# G A
but it's still my favorite weenie
E F# G F# E
Oh my dick is small
E F# G A F# G E
and I've only got one ball
D(no3) E D(no3) E
Uhh umm Uhh umm
(repeat same chords)
Oh he's got a tiny pole
and on top it got no hole
And everywhere he goes
all the jizz comes out his nose
Oh the dick is small
and it's only got a core
Uhh umm Uhh umm
Oh her titties sag
and she's always on the rag
And her beaver is so hairy
she'll never lose her cherry
Cause her tits are small
and she's got no box at all
Uhh umm Uhh umm