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Gordon Is A Moron

Jilted John

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...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John
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*Released 1978*


Intro:

    G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x8)

Verse 1:

F5
 I've been going,
C5
 Out with a girl,
F5
 He-e-r name,
   C5
Is Ju-u-lie.
F5
 But last night,
    C5
She said to me,
     F5
When we were,
         C5
Watching telly...

Interlude:

G5  C5,
G5  C5
     This is,
         G5    C5, G5  C5
What she said);

Verse 2:

She said;
F5
 "Listen John,
  C5
I love you,
    F5
But there's this,
        C5
Bloke I fancy.
F5
 I dont want,
   C5
To two time you,
   F5
So it's the end,
    C5
For you and me".

Interlude:

    G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x3)

Verse 3:

F5
 "Who's this bloke",
  C5
I asked her,
F5
 Go-o-or-don,
       C5
She re-plied.
F5
 "Not that puff",
  C5
I said dismayed,
F5
 "Yes, but he's,
   C5
No puff" she cried.

Interlude:

G5  C5,
G5  C5

G5     C5
 "He's more of a man,
     G5     C5
Than you'll ever be!"

Break:

A5, D5

A5
 Here we go;
D5
 2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

    G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)

Verse 4:

F5           C5
 I was so up-set,
That I cried,
F5
 All the way,
       C5
To the chi-ip shop.
F5
 When I came out,
C5
 There was Gordon,
F5
 Standing at,
    C5
The bu-us stop.

Interlude:

G5  C5,

G5   C5
 And guess,
Who was with him?

G5  C5,

G5    C5
 Yeah Julie;
And they were both,
         G5 C5  G5 C5
Laughing at me.

Verse 5:

   F5
Oh she is cruel,
    C5
And heartless,
F5              C5
 To pack me,
    C5
For Gordon.
F5
 Just 'cos he's,
       C5
Better looking than me,
F5
 Just 'cos he's,
         C5      G5  C5
Cool and trendy.

Verse 6:

    F5
But I know,
       C5
He's a moron,
F5
 Gordon,
     C5
Is a moron.
F5
 Gordon,
     C5
Is a moron,
F5
 Gordon,
     C5
Is a moron.

Interlude:

    G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)

Break:

A5, D5

A5
 Here we go;
D5
 2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

    G5 C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)

Coda:

    G5      C5
Oh, she's a slag,
    G5     C5
And he's a creep,
G5       C5
 She's a tart,
     G5   C5
He's very cheap.
G5        C5
 She is a slut,
   G5          C5
He thinks he's tough,
G5        C5
 She is a bitch,
G5       C5
 He is a puff.

G5     C5
 Yeah, yeah,
     G5  C5
It's not fair,
G5    C5
 Yeah Yeah,
     G5  C5    G5  C5
It's not fair.

    G5    C5
I'm so up-set,
    G5    C5
I'm so up-set,
    G5    C5
I'm so up-set.
G5     C5    G5  C5
 Yeah, yeah.

(Fade)


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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)

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