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Bob Wilson - Anchorman
Half Man Half Biscuit
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"Bob Wilson - Anchorman" - Half Man Half Biscuit
For those that don't know, Bob Wilson is a goalkeeper
turned soccer presenter. And he's dreadful.
Chords by Matt Poole of England, England.
A
Lord, I�ve tried the best I can
D
I�ve asked everybody in Kazakhstan
E
but I still don�t understand
D A
Bob Wilson � anchorman.
(Chords are the same throughout)
I�ve been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal
I�ve even been to look for Jim Rosenthal
Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall, crying
Bob Wilson � anchorman.
Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground
And that man can go faster than the speed of sound
But I still can�t get my head around
Bob Wilson � anchorman.
I�m cold and I�m hungry and I�m in Dundalk
I�ve got no bus fare; I�ve got to walk
It�s raining soup and I�ve got a fork
Where be my camper van?
Well I�d like to meet Stephenson, the engineer
And I�d like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer
And I�d love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of
Bob Wilson � anchorman.