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Dirty Old Man
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'When patterns are broken, new worlds can emerge'
  -- Tuli Kupferberg, as quoted in _Reader's Digest_ (4/87)
I don't know what was more of a sign that the 60s were over... Lawrence
Welk owning the Country Joe and the Fish catalog (Welk Music Group bought
Vanguard) or one of the Fugs being quoted in _Reader's Digest_...
                            "Dirty Old Man"
                       (E. Sanders - L. Goldbart)
Intro [6X]:
	E     (E7)    A  (G) E
	/ / /  / / /  / . /  /
Verse 1 (chorus echoes each line except as noted):
	 E                   A         E
	Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate
	 E                 A      E
	Lookin' up every dress I can
	 A
	Suckin' wind through my upper plate
	 E     A         E
	I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
	([1] you f*ckin' dirty old man   [2] disgusting!)
Verse 2:
	Handin' out joints to the kids at school
	Givin' out pictures and porn and pills
	Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool
	I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
	([2] ya prevert!)
Verse 3:
	Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots
	Communist literature in my hands
	Pinchin' all the bosoms I can
	I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
	([2] you!)
[instrumental break over verse chords]
Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords)
	[cackle] Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard!  I
	got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny
	cigarettes* for all you boys [sniff], and I got *dirty pictures* for
	all of you together!  Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus
	cop's coming... I better split now.  Remember Leon Trotsky! [cackle]
[repeat verses 1-3]
Coda:
	 A     B         E
	I'm a dirty old man
-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers