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Im Not Crying

Flight Of The Conchords

Text File

The notes written within parentheses are the bassnotes played.
1/17/08 - Fixed the chord timing in the beginning.

Spoken:
So, you�re leaving, aren�t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That�s when I definitely knew

Cm                                            Cm                         Cm/B
But if you�re trying to break my heart, your plan is flawed from the start
                               Ab                                 Fm  
You can�t break my heart, it�s liquid, it melted when I met you
           Ab             G        Cm 
And as you turn around to leave, don�t turn back to me
Cm/B                             Ab                               Fm
Don�t turn around and see if I�m crying, I�m not crying

C              C/B                    Am
I�m not crying, it�s just been raining on my face
C                                  C/B
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please, 
Am
Please don�t tell my mates
C             C/B   Am
I�m not crying, no, I�m not crying
C                   C/B
And if I am crying, it�s not because of you
                 Am
It�s because I�m thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don�t know who is dying, that�s right, dying

Abm                  (B)                            (D)
These aren�t tears of sadness because you�re leaving me,
                      (F#)
I�ve just been cutting onions
C   C/B      Am
I�m making a lasagna, for one
Fm          
Oh, I�m not crying, no!

C
There�s just a little bit of dust in my eye
                C/B
That�s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
        Am
I�m not weeping because you won�t be here to hold my hand
For your information there�s an inflammation in my tear gland
C
I�m not upset because you left me this way
C/B
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
             Am
They�ve been looking around, they�re like searching for you
They�ve been looking for you, even though I told them not to

Fm                   (Ab)                      (B)
These aren�t tears of sadness, they�re tears of joy
        (D)
I�m just laughing
C     C/B   Am     Fm
Ha ha ha-ha ha

Fm
Sitting at this table called love
        Fm
Staring down at the irony of life
C                           C/B
How come we�ve reached this fork in the road
Am
And yet it cuts like a knife?

        C  C/B
I�m not crying
        Am G
I�m not crying
        F
I�m not cry-y-y-y-y
Fm      C
y-y-y-y-ing