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Hurt Feelings

Flight Of The Conchords

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		Hurt Feelings - Flight of the Conchords
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Tabbed by: Andy

Tuning: Standard
CAPO: 3rd Fret

(Other than the chords below, this tab is NOT written in relation to the capo)

[Play this main bass line through the intro]
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E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-10/11-11-11-11-11-11-11/10-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-5-|

Some people say that rappers don�t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We�re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we�re not rappers.)

Some people say that rappers are invincible
We�re vincible. (We�re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)

[For the last part of the intro just play the following]
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E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-5-3-3-3-3-3--|

Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!

[Play this main bass line through the verses]
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E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-10/11-11-11-11-11-11-11/10-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-5-|

I make a meal for my friends, 
Try to make it delicious,
Try to keep it nutritious,

Create wonderful dishes.
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal

[Now play power chords for the chorus]
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G|---------------7/8-8-8-8-8-8-8/7------------------------------------------|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7/8-8-8-8-8-8-8/7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-10-10-8-7----|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5/6-6-6-6-6-6-6/5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-10-10-8-7----|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8--8--8--8--8--8--6-5----|

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mentions my casserole.
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles

[Verse]
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Here�s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies� size

[Chorus]
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G|---------------7/8-8-8-8-8-8-8/7------------------------------------------|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7/8-8-8-8-8-8-8/7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-10-10-8-7----|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5/6-6-6-6-6-6-6/5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-10-10-8-7----|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8--8--8--8--8--8--6-5----|

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I�m not gonna wear a ladies� wetsuit I�m a man!
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small man�s wetsuit, please

[This time stop after one beat on the 8th fret]
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E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-10/11-11-11-11-11-11-11/10-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8---------------|
It�s my birthday, 2003
Waitin� for a call from my family
They forgot about me

[For the nice old-fashioned music box bit, play these chords in relation to the capo]
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                              D
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum

[Verse]
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I call my friends and say, �Let�s go into town,�
But they�re all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, they�re all in town


I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
They�re all lined up to watch that movie �Maid in Manhattan.�

[Verse - play less notes here until "Has your family ever" for more effect]
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E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-10/11-11-11-11-11-11-11/10-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-5-|

Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you�re mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you�ve got a weird-shaped head?

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called �homo� �cuz at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

[Chords again for the last but to give it a sweet ending]
Em                 C
Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
            G
I�m crying tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper

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