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Bret You Got It Goin On

Flight Of The Conchords

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This is a brilliant and hilarious song.

Chords used in this song:
Dm7:   x57565
A7:    575655
Bb7:   x13131
C7:    x35353
F:     133211
G:     355433
Gm7:   353333
Am7:   575555
*F:    x87565

These are the basic chord shapes used in the song.  For the second chorus the whole
moves up a half step and then one more half step for \\\\\\\"Oh, if one of us was a lady.\\\\\\\"

Here\\\\\\\'s the song in order:

Verse 1 hits (4x):
Dm7      A7       Bb7         C7    A7

Chorus 1 (2x):
Dm7      A7       F       G       Gm7         Am7        C7      Dm7   *F

Verse 2 hits (4x):
Dm7      A7       Bb7         C7    A7

Chorus 2(up a fret from chorus 1)(2x)

Chorus 3-- \\\\\\\"If one of us was a lady\\\\\\\" (up a fret from chorus 2)(1x)

Verse 4 hits:
Em7      B7       C7       A7
Em7      B7       C7

Chorus 4 (same as chorus 3 but it starts in the middle, right at the A major)

Last hits:
Em7       A7      C7        D7       Em7(hold)


And that\\\\\\\'s it.  Here\\\\\\\'s the lyrics if you want to sing along:

Hey there, Bret
I see you looking down
Don�t want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
That�s only because they don�t know you like I do.
Sure, you�re weedy and kinda shy
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy.
They want you as a needle when they�re rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say
Bret, you got it goin� on.
The ladies get to know your sexuality
When they get to know your personality.
I said, Bret, you got it goin� on.
Not in a gay way
Just in a hey, mate,
I want to say that you�re looking okay, mate.
Why can�t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time, obviously
Just when he�s got a problem with his self esteem
Don�t let anybody tell you you�re not humpable
Because you�re bumpable
Well, I hope this doesn�t make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you�ve got a boom o wow
Come on, Bret
Help me out now
Bret you got it goin� on.
(Bret)I got it goin� on.
That�s the conclusion that I�ve come to
But that doesn�t mean that I want to bum you.
Bret, you�ve got it goin� on
(Bret)Got it goin� on
No doubt about it
We�d be getting crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
Oh, if one of us was a lady
And I was your man, if I was your man
Well, sometimes it gets lonely
And I need a woman
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we were touring
And I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping
Put a wig on you
Ooh ooh ooh
And I just laid there and spooned you
Bret, you�ve got it goin� on

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Bret You Got It Goin On

Flight Of The Conchords