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Girl From The Renaissance Faire
Ethan Lipton And His Orchestra
Text File
Alright, sports fans.
This version of the song just has 3 basic major chords. In the actual song, from what I
anyway, there's single notes being played, but this sounds better if you're playing alone.
G C G
I know that it matters.. but that mean doesn�t mean you should care
D G
I left my wife and only child for a girl at the Renaissance Faire
C G
Her name was Rowena: she came from Camelot
D
She spoke with the darlingest English accent...
G
or at least that�s what I thought
C
Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving..
G
her hair smelled like steak...
D G
she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank
G C G
Well, I quit selling software; bought an RV
D
Picked up some cashews for Rowena
G
I drove us from sea to shining sea
C
she did the Ren Faire in Phoenix
G
she did the Ren Faire in joliet
D
she did the Ren Faire in Fredricksburg
G
Fredricksburg isn�t over her yet
C
Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving..
G
her hair smelled like steak...
D G
she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank
G C
Some nights she got cranky
G
some nights she got mean
D G
some nights she got busy behind the snow cone machine.
C G
But I always forgave her when she came home and cried.
D G
No, I never felt down on my luck when I woke up with Rowena by my side.
C
Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving..
G
her hair smelled like steak...
D G
she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank
C G
one day she went jousting out in west Tennessee
D G
she took a lance to the helmet shattered most of her teeth
C G
she lost an eye in a bar fight lost her leg to gangrene
D G
ah but you know Rowena my love still the darlingest thing
C
Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving..
G
her hair smelled like steak...
D G
she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank
C G
and it was raining in Downey when I asked her to wed she said
D G
�what are you crazy?� and she hopped out of bed
C G
she knocked over the table and she hopped to the door
D G
she said �I don�t sign contracts� and left my life forevermore
C
Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving..
G
her hair smelled like steak...
D G
she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank
G C G
Now I�m heading for the desert gonna burn this RV
G D G
tell your mommy that I�d loved her and stay away from men like me
C
I would tell you I was following my heart
G
and I�d do anything to make you care
D G
but I gave up everything I had for a girl at the renaissance faire
--and I�d do it again!
C
Chorus: Her bosoms were heaving..
G
her hair smelled like steak...
D G
she poured me beer from her lips and I drank and I drank
D G
she poured me beeEEEEr...
*end of song*
So yeah. Good luck with that!