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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Dr Elmo
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GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
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CHORUS Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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You can say there�s no such thing as Santa
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but as for me and grandpa we believe
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She'd been drinking too much egg nog
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and we warned her not to go
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but she forgot her medication
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and she wandered out the door into the snow
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When we found her Christmas morning
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at the scene of the attack
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there were hoof prints on her forehead
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and incriminating claw marks on her back
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It's not Christmas without grandma
all the family�s dressed in black
and we just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back !
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Now were all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel
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Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig
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I've warned all my friends and neighbors
better watch out for your selves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves !
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