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Inbred Jed
Dementia Cookie Box
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Artist: Dementia Cookie Box
Song: "Inbred Jed"
Music by Steven Baker
Words by Steven Baker, Jason Goodwill, and Barry Corman
Lyrics:
Verse:
His mother was his brother and
His sister was his cousin and
Their family tree don't fork
'Cause there was a lotta' lovin'
He had a bad case of elephantiasis
Even though he sat across the room
His nuts were still beside us
He couldn't climb a ladder
His sack was in the way
His buddy grabbed his nut sack
and then he ran away
Chorus:
Inbred Jed had a swolen sack
Whenever he stood up, it nearly broke his back
Inbred Jed had a swolen sack
Whenever he stood up, it nearly broke his back
Guitar Chording: C, G, Am, E, F, C, G
Lead Guitar:
Verse:
E-------------------------------|
A-------------------------------|
D-------------------------------|
G-------------------------0-----|
B-1-1-----------------1-1---1---|
E-----3-3-5-5-0-0-1-1---------3-|
? 1996 Dementia Cookie Box