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He Likes Them Airbrushed

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			     He likes the airbrushed - Bromheads Jacket
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Tabbed by: Tieme
Email:tiemevanveen@hotmail.com

Tuning: E

Intro/Verse riff:
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E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---|

Verse riff 4x:
Our Danny boy 
He was a ladies man 
Our Danny boy 
Oh yes he had a plan 
To find the perfect bird 
And no he didn�t mind if he had to try a few along the way 
Oh no he didn�t mind 


Verse riff 4x:
He�d cruise around 
The bars and clubs in town 
He�d scout the birds 
He�d look �em up and down 
He�d take his charm and then he�d switch it on 
He knew which buttons he had to press it didn�t involve no web address


    B
She might look good yeah 
    D
She might look nice 
          E                     G
She might have the perfect form 
    B                      D                    E              G
But will you still want to squeeze those cheeks when she�s 34? 

Verse riff 2x

Verse riff 4x:
Extremely literate 
you know in FHM 
From nuts to loaded 
He studies all of them 
But he doesn�t go near no not the top shelf 
Cause bringing classy birds back to his flat don�t wana see no filth 


Verse riff 4x: 
Like a young Michael Caine 
Alfie�s the character 
Or perhaps a bit more tough, like in �Get Carter� 
He�ll pull the women in 
And then he'll spit them out 
Unless she�s got a chest 
like Kelly Brook or Angelina�s pout 

    B  
She might look good yeah 
    D
She might look nice 
          E                   G
She might get inside your head 
    B                      D              E                     G
But will she still be your Angelina Jolie when she farts in bed? 


Verse riff + solo 4 x


         B 
Now he�s found the perfect looking bird, They�ve moved in it�s 6 months on
              D 
She�s got the body of a celebrity Lying by him in a thong 
           B  
Because He thought his plan was flawless he thought he�d had it figured out
          D 
But after 6 months living with this chick she�s turned into a lout 

            B                         D                    
Because she snores she farts yeah she burps then laughs
    E                            G  
She leaves her toenail clippings in the bath 
    E                           D                   E                      G 
And our Danny boy�s thoughts confirm that she won�t even be his other half 

Outro riff:
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E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5-5-\--|


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He Likes Them Airbrushed

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