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My Little Secret

Bo Burnham

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Bo Burnham My "Little" Secret Intro Am F C G Am F C People think im tall, you probably do too, G Am F C G Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe. Am F C As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig, G Am F C G To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny Am F C It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2 G Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry) Am F C It'll be like nothing youve ever felt G Am F C G Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?) Am F C G Am F C Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk G Am F C G Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work. Am F C If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell, G Am F C G Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell. Am F C I hate myself, Why isnt it long? G Am F C G Did my circumcision go horribly wrong? Am F C When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob, G Am F C G "I can only give you a finger-job" Am F C G Am F C I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge. G Am F C A It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge. Am F C I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse, G Am F C G But i gotta let nature take its course... Am just kidding im huge.
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