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Divorce

Billy Connelly

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http://www.billyconnolly.com/ any fan will know he plays banjo and guitar- he used to be a folk musician. Artist: Billy Connolly Song: D.I.V.O.R.C.E G C G Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid. A D But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid. G C G Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm, C G D G These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm. G C G His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today, A D Coz he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away. G C G He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me. C G D G And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E. G C G She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G. A D She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C. G C G Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F.-ski C G D G And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D. G C G Oh yes his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today. A D Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away. G C G That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear. C G D G Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer. C G D G Oh, I must admit my dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer.
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