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Unisex Chipshop

Bill Bailey

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Unisex Chip Shop � Bill Bailey Intro G / Cadd9 / x2 G Cadd9 G D Cadd9 I used to buy my chips from an oppressive chip shop regime. G D The girl who there, she seemed happy, Cadd9 G But I knew it was not what it seemed. Cadd9 D G Em7 "Do you want salt and vinegar?", was what they made her say, Cadd9 D But in the language of the ghetto, Cadd9 G Cadd9 That means, "Help, I'm a woman in chains" G Cadd9 I wanted to free her. Am In my dreams I would see her. Am/B C Running naked through the woods round Rainham, D G Cadd9 If I had some tigers I'd train them. G Cadd9 To protect her Am D G From the sexual fascism that was lurking, round the gherkins G /Cadd9 /x2 Yeah G Cadd9 G Cadd9 I'd lean across the counter and we would talk, G Cadd9 G Cadd9 I carved the name "Debbie" on a little wooden fork. Cadd9 D But into the shop came a skinhead gang, G Em They snatched the fork from my hand. Cadd9 D G Em Debbie, she looked at me, to assert my masculinity. Cadd9 D G Cadd9 G I said "Oi!", they said "What?", I said "Nothing�
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