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Unisex Chipshop
Bill Bailey
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Fairly easy song from his dvd "Bewilderness"
D - 000232
G - 320033
C (alt)- 032033
Dsus4 - 000233
Em - 022000
C - 032010
G C (alt) Dsus4 G
I used to buy my chips from an oppresive chip shop regeme
G C (alt) Dsus4 G
the girl who worked there she seemed happy but i knew it was not what it seemed
C D Em
do you wan't salt and viniger? Is what they made her say
C D G[ Stop ]G
but in the language of the ghetto that means help i'm a woman in chains
G
I wanted to free her,
C D G
in my dreams i would see her running naked in the woods round Raynem
C G
If i had some tigers i'd train em
[ wait for a few bars]
G
To protect her
C [let ring] D [let ring] G [strum normally]
from the sexual fashism that was lerking round the gerkin
G C (alt) G
i'd lean accross the counter and we would talk
G C (alt) [ stop ] G
I carved the name debbie on a little wooden fork
C D G Em
When into the shop came a skin head gang, they snatched the fork from my hand
C D Em
Debbie she looked at me, to assert my masculinity
C
I said OI!!!!
D
they said What?
G
I said nothing
Enjoy!