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John Kettley Is A Weatherman

A Tribe Of Toffs

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'John Kettley is a Weatherman' by Tribe of Toffs. Tune Guitar down � a step Eb, Ab, Db, Gb, Eb INTRO: Strum chord once then play the notes, Play Twice, then hold chord of B. E Bb---0-- A Bb---2-- E Bb---0-- B Eb---2---| Gb-1---1 Gb-2---2 Gb-1---1 Bb-4---4-| VERSES: E a Oh, Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor, E B Peter Snow sings very low, E a Mark Burano is a soprano, B John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley: He's a weatherman. CHORUSES: E B John Kettley is a weatherman, a B a weatherman, a weatherman, E B John Kettley is a weatherman, a B E And so is Michael Fish. BRIDGE E /F#m /G#m /a B/ Simon Parkin's always larkin', Eric Lane is the same, Jonathan Ross collects moss, John Kettley... ([Spoken] interesting fact) John Kettley... John Kettley: He's a weatherman. John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman, John Kettley is a weatherman, And so is Michael Fish. Lester Piggott couldn't dig it, David Icke rides a bike, Richard Keys has got no knees, John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley: He's a weatherman. John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman, John Kettley is a weatherman, And so is Michael Fish. [Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouch�; and his amazing cheese and pickle solo... CHORDS FOR SOLO : C#m /a /F#m /E B / X2 SOLO (there or there abouts!) Eb-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bb------2----4b(5)r4---2-----------2--�4 b (5)r4---2-------2---4b(5)r4---2-| Gb--2h4------------------------0h2-----------------------------------------| Db-----------------------------------------------------2h4-----------------| Eb-------------------------------------------4-----------------------------| Bb--s5------5-----4-------------4-5-p-4----------7-5-4------4-5-p-4--------| Gb------4--------------4--5--6-----------6-----------------------------6---| Db-------------------------------------------------------7-----------------| Eb--4--------------------------7---------------------------| Bb-----7---5-4-----7b-(8)-----------7--5---7---------------| Gb-----------------6b-(7)------------------------4---------| Db---------------------------------------------------------| B John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley: He's a weatherman. John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman, John Kettley is a weatherman, And so is Michael Fish. ([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.) Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower, Johnny Marr he plays guitar, David Steel lives in Keele, John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley: He's a weatherman. John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman, John Kettley is a weatherman, And so is Michael Fish. Chuck Noakes has blue socks, Andy Crane has got no brain, Bernard Davey left the navy, John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley: He's a weatherman. John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman, John Kettley is a weatherman, And so is Michael Fish. FINAL CHORUS E B John Kettley is a weatherman, a B a weatherman, a weatherman, E B John Kettley is a weatherman, a B E And so is Michael Fish, a B E And so is Billy Giles, (1 strum per chord) a B E a G#m F#m E a F#m And so is Iain McCaskill... a B E And so is Wincey Willis. OUTRO C#m /a /F#m B/ E REMEMBER TO PLAY THE BRIDGE AFTER EACH CHORUS, INCLUDING THE ONE BEFORE THE SOLO. ENJOY HILARIOUS AND REASONABLY EASY TUNE!!
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