Christmas Is Interesting by Jonathan Coulton

I was looking for this song and couldn't find it on the site. Eventually I found 
it on Coulton's wiki page, and thought I could put it here in cause anyone was looking for it.
- JacobTheMe


Originally transcribed by unmodisch

Intro is D & G
"Crazy JoCo Edim7" is xx2323 

D                    G       D  
You have put on your feety pajamas
     G          A             D
It's time for a long winter's nap
          G            A          F#m         Bm    
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
   Em                       A          
He wants you to sit on his lap
D                          G            D
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
     G           A        Bm
Your wife gets a wig on a chain
Em         A 
He says he can't stay
      F#m        Bm          Em       
Cause he's got a long way to go
                      A     Crazy Joco Edim7
And it's starting to rain


                 G         A  
Christmas is interesting
                    D 
Like a knife in your heart
                 Em        A
Christmas is interesting
                 D
How it tears you apart
                G         A    
Christmas is interesting
                    D
Like a stick in your eye
                   Em       (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting
                        A
That it might make you cry


D                           G           D  
So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
G              A                 D
Maybe you're a train with square wheels
G              A               F#m         Bm    
Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
Em                       A  
Now you know how Jesus feels
D              G               D
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
G              A           D
His mansion is lonely and cold
G         A          F#m         Bm    
He can't remember a pleasant December
Em                         A  Edim7
When he wasn't tired and old

              G         A  
Christmas is interesting
                    D 
Like a knife in your heart
                 Em        A
Christmas is interesting
                 D
How it tears you apart
                G         A    
Christmas is interesting
                    D
Like a stick in your eye
                   Em       (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting
                        A
That it might make you cry


          D               G       D  
So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
G              A          D
You once had a wonderful life
G              A               F#m         Bm   
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
Em                       A  
You yelled at your favorite wife
  D                   G              D  
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
G              A          D
He comes to make you feel brave
G              A               F#m         Bm   
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
Em                       A               Edim7
And a finger that points at your grave


              G         A  
Christmas is interesting
                    D 
Like a knife in your heart
                 Em        A
Christmas is interesting
                 D
How it tears you apart
                G         A    
Christmas is interesting
                    D
Like a stick in your eye
                   Em       (F#) G
It's so freaking interesting
                        A
That it might make you cry


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