Crazy Fool by Hylo Brown Crazy Fool by Hylo Brown - www.hylobrown.com Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret) A Well the other night when I come in as drunk as I could be E A Found a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be A Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E A How come a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be? A She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see E A It’s only a milk cow your mammy gave to me A Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E A A saddle on a milk cows back, I’ve never seen before A Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be E A Found a hat, a hangin’ on a rack where my hat oughta be A Well come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E A How come a hat a hangin’ on a rack, where my hat oughta be? A She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see E A It’s only a dish pan your mammy gave to me A Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E A A hat band on a dish pan, I’ve never seen before A Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be E A Found a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be A Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me E A How come a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be? A She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, can’t you never see E A It’s only a cabbage head, your mammy gave to me A Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more E A A moustache on a cabbage head, I’ve never seen before www.TAB6.com