Ballad Of Tom Jones by Space Space feat. Cerys-Ballad Of Tom Jones Intro Em Cmaj7 x4 Em What did I do wrong? G Oh, you nearly drove me cuckoo. Fm Am I really all that bad? You're worse than Hannibal Lector, Charlie Manson, Freddie Kruger. Em Why are we still together? G Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead. Fm You mean, "till death do us part"? I mean like cyanide strangulation or an axe through your head. Dm G It was lucky for us I turned the radio on. Dm G They say that music soothes the savage beast. Dm G There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red. G The two of us would surely have ended up dead C G You stopped us from killing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) C G You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) C Fm I've never thrown my knickers at you G And I don't come from Wales. Em Still haven't solved our problem. G You mean we hate each other's guts Fm Still wanna poison your pizza And I still wanna cut off your nuts Em I phoned the marriage guidance G I tied the phone line round your neck Fm I'm sick of all this hatred Oh that'll be the arsenic making you sick. Dm G You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff Dm G As I tried to jump out, I knocked the stereo on. Dm G You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes. G It was lucky for us; we'd bought his greatest hits! C G You stopped us from killing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) C G You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) C Fm I've never thrown my knickers at you G And I don't come from Wales. Play Intro Em And now our war is over. G I've lost the urge to break your neck. Fm I owe my life to "What's new, pussy cat?". Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead. Em Oh, I used to call you Satan. G And you were Cruella De'ville. Fm But now you call me your Delilah. And now I'm not your Lucifer. And I am just a pussycat. Dm G But just a word of warning now Dm G Just in case we ever get tired of his voice. Dm G I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong. G And I know an atom bomb that's going for a song C G You stopped us from killing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) C G You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) C Fm I've never thrown my knickers at you G And I don't come from Wales. C G You stopped us from killing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) C G You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) C Fm I've never thrown my knickers at you G And I don't come from Wales. Em Fm to fade http://www.sparkystabs.co.uk www.TAB6.com