The Diary Of Horace Wimp by Electric Light Orchestra Capo on 1st fret A Monday: Late again, today, F#m E he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry, F#m E A D he'd have to hurry out the bus. A Tuesday: Horace was so sad, F#m E he'd never had a girl that he could care for, F#m E A D and if he was late once more, he'd be out. A D A D Don't be afraid, just knock on the door, A D Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'. A D Then a voice from above said— A G "Horace Wimp, this is your life, F#m F Go out and find yourself a wife. A G Make a stand and be a man, F#m F And you will have a great life plan." A G F#m F You can do it A G F#m F Come on Horace A Wednesday: Horace met a girl, F#m E she was small and she was very pretty, F#m E A D he thought he was in love, he was afraid. A Thursday: Asks her for a date, F#m E the cafe down the street tomorrow evening, F#m E A D his head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K." A D A D Don't be afraid, just knock on the door, A D Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'. A D Then a voice from above said— A G "Horace Wimp, this is your life, F#m F Go out and find yourself a wife. A G Make a stand and be a man, F#m F And you will have a great life plan." A G F#m F You can do it A G F#m F Come on Horace A Friday: Horace, this is it, F#m E he asks the girl if maybe they could marry, F#m E A D when she says "gladly." Horace cries. A Sunday: Everybody's at the church, F#m E when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife, F#m E A D for the rest of my life." and she did. A D A D Don't be afraid, just knock on the door, A D Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'. A D Then a voice from above said— A G "Horace Wimp, this is your life, F#m F Go out and find yourself a wife. A G Make a stand and be a man, F#m F And you will have a great life plan." A G F#m F Horace Wimp A G F#m F Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace A G F#m F A G F#m F Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday A G F#m F Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday A G F#m F A G F#m F Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday A G F#m F Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday www.TAB6.com