Bad Astronaut by James Kochalka D I'm requesting information B G On the status of our ship D The computer is malfunctioning B G It's got a faulty chip D B G We've been stranded in space for thirteen days D B G And everyone's unconscious, except for me D I've been pulling up the lady's shirts B G And lookin' at their tits D And takin' off their panties B G And puttin' 'em on my head D B G I took a piss in the captains bed D B G And when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for it G D I'm a bad astronaut G D Naughty astronaut G D Thinking dirty thoughts G D And I think them quite a lot A E I'm a bad astronaut A E Naughty astronaut A E Thinking dirty thoughts G D And I hope I don't get caught I'm requesting information B G But the request has been denied D Earth has radioed an order B G To our fail-safe device D B G The automatic pilot has been set to collide D B G With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive D B G But to tell the truth, I don't even mind D B G In fact, I'm having the time of my life D B G I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind D B G Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds G D I'm a bad astronaut G D Naughty astronaut G D Thinking dirty thoughts G D And I think them quite a lot A E I'm a bad astronaut A E Naughty astronaut A E Thinking dirty thoughts G D And I think I just got caught www.TAB6.com