The Science Of Selling Yourself Short by Less Than Jake ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE SCIENCE OF SELLING YOURSELF SHORT - Less Than Jake ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: dodlhuat Tuning: Standard F Am Dm I've come to my senses, C F That I've become senseless, F Am Dm C F I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships, F Am Dm C F Every last conviction, I smoked them all away, F Am Dm C Dm I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way, Dm Am Dm So I sit and wait and wonder, C Gm "Does anyone else feel like me?" C Gm C Bb Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems, Bb F C I'll sing along, Yeah with every emergency, Bb F C Just sing along, I'm the king of catastrophies, Bb F C I'm so far gone, Bb F C That deep down inside I think it's fine by me, F I'm my own worst enemy F Am Dm C F I could be an expert on co-dependency, F Am Dm C F I could write the best book on underage tragedy, F Am Dm C F I've been spending my time at the local liquor store, F Am Dm C Dm I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor, Dm Am Dm So I sit and wait and wonder, C Gm "Does anyone else feel like me?" C Gm C Bb I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy. Bb F C I'll sing along, Yeah with every emergency, Bb F C Just sing along, I'm the king of catastrophies, Bb F C I'm so far gone, Bb F C That deep down inside I think it's fine by me, F I'm my own worst enemy Bb Am Let the meaning slip away Dm C Lost my faith in another day, Bb Am Self deprication seems okay, Dm C I never thought I'd make it anyway Bb F C I'll sing along, Yeah with every emergency, Bb F C Just sing along, I'm the king of catastrophies, Bb F C I'm so far gone, Bb F C That deep down inside I think it's fine by me, F I'm my own worst enemy I'm my own worst enemy [x5] www.TAB6.com