One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville by Nofx nofx ONE WAY TICKET TO FUCKNECKVILLE Intro: -C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E----|G5 -C5---C5/A----B5/G---Am--F5---F5---G5/E-----|G5 No Chord C C/A No sleep 'til Fuckneckville, B/G Am G it's kind of funny you may not realize it until C C/A phone call stop, can't get laid, F G/E G you find out where the parties were some time the next day D F one way ticket to seclusion, now your losin' D F C C/F C/open D one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke F G is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to C Am make us feel less significant than you F we're all chippin' in the purchase you a G G/E G C one way first class ticket outta town Repeat Intro : -C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E---G5 pause C C/A millions sold, a mega star, B/G Am G there's a million assholes with ten million guitars C C/A enjoy it now, soon it ends, F G/E G suddenly you find yourself without any friends D F C C/E C/open D one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you D F D you've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness F G go ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute stories about C Am what you had for breakfast then for lunch F G Am we're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smash it in your face F G go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert C Am and how your new record's gonna top the charts F we don't care 'bout your expenses, G G/E G C we just wanna have a laugh at your expense Outro: C---C/A---B/G---E---F---F---G/E---G Chord Definitions: B/G C/open d www.TAB6.com