Birthday Song by Jon Lajoie BIRTHDAY SONG Jon Lajoie Capo: 6th G It's your birthday today What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain C That many years ago on this day D G It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face And nine months before that magical day Your dad probably took your mom out on a date C And they were having a good time G They were dancing and drinking wine C D Happy birthday Em G Happy birthday D G Happy birthday And when they got home they were horny as hell And your dad threw your mom down on the bed C And he tore her panties off G And his penis was hard as a rock And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head But your dad also wanted to give your mom head C So they formed a sixty-nine G And your mom came at least three times And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom That he forgot to put a condom on C And when he realized his mistake D G He had ejaculated and it was too late C D And then your mom got pregnant Em G And your dad started crying C D He wanted your mom to get an abortion Em G But your mom wanted a child C D And nine months later you were born Em C G And five months later your parents got a divorce www.TAB6.com