Everyday Normal Guy 2 by Jon Lajoie

Jon Lajoie
Everyday Normal Guy 2

I borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords I thought were accurate and added the lyrics.


Chords: 
         EADGBe       EADGBe
    Dm - x57765   or  xx0231  
    Gm - 355333   or  310033
    Bb - 688766   or  x13331
    A  - 577655   or  x02220

Riff 1:

   Dm             Gm              Bb            A

e--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---|
B------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------|
G--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----|
D------------------------------|---------------------------|
A------------------------------|---------------------------|
E------------------------------|---------------------------|
(Play the chords with the tab = *)
(Just play chords = **)

                                   just  Riff 1:  Dm      Gm      Bb       A
Steve: You want some more of this bitch?                               *back 
         Dm       Gm              Bb            A      
in the heezy.          We do this all year long.*



            Dm                  Gm
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
   Bb                              A
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another.
           Dm                   Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
   Bb                        A
I don't have girlfriend, my hand's my only lover.
            Dm                  Gm 
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb                       A  
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
            Dm                  Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
            Bb                        A
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.*

        Dm                               Gm
**I was walking down the street just the other day
            Bb        
I saw these two fine bitches
            A
they were walking my way
             Dm       
"Yo whatchu girls doing tonight?"
           Gm
is what I wanted to say
     Bb
but suddenly I panicked 
          A
my voice started to shake
     Dm
So I put my head down 
            Gm
and I just walked away
                      Bb
I had to catch a bus anyway
    A
It worked out great
           Dm                       Gm
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
        Bb                         A
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin Ace of Base
    Dm 
Yo what can I say
             Gm
It's just a day in my life
        Bb
I'm up early in the morning
         A
in bed early at night
        Dm
To be productive at work 
        Gm
I gotta be well rested 
 Bb
Yeah muthafucka,
      A
You heard what I just said.**

(same chord progression for the rest of the song)

*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normao muthafucka...
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters.
I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

**I'm from a
lower middle-class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch
I used to play with that muthafucka all day long
until I learned about sex from the sears catalog
And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about ten tiimes a day man, all year long
My favorite song muthafucka
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song 
from the movie titanic
"Every night in my dreams,
I see you... I feel you..."
every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die
though I'm not afraid to say 
that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why'd you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face, that's impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit**

*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I got nothin to say I usually  talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like the first back to the future but the second one was better.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like red peppers better than the green ones.*

**Oooooohooooo...savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fucker
go go go go**

(Don't play anything. Just vocals)

Go shorty it's your birthday
go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games.

Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.

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