Homer And Jethro - Battle Of Kookamonga by Misc Unsigned Bands The Battle Of Kookamonga:Homer And Jethro. #14 in 1959. (Capo 1st fret.) #1. A D In nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hike, E A with our scout master down to Lake Oneeganite. A D We took a little pizza and we took some saurkrauts, E A and we marched along together till we heard the Girl Scouts. CHORUS: A We are the boys from Camp Kookamonga. E A Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways. A We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together. E A But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze. (And I was mad because me mother sent me up here, ha-ha-ha.) #2. A D Well, we crept up to the water and we see the girls a-swimmin. E A There musta been a hundred of them pretty young women. A D They looked so fine even birds forgot to sing.. E A we lay down in the Poison Oak and didn't say a thing. (Hey will one of you fellas scratch my back?) CHORUS: A We are the boys from Camp Kookamonga. E A Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways. A We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together. E A But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze. INTERLUDE: #3. A D Well, our counselor said we could take them by surprise, E A if we didn't say a word till we looked them in the eyes. A D We kept real still and we had our eyes a-glued.. E A we saw how they were dressed..they were swimming in the.. E welllll, now... CHORUS: A We are the boys from Camp Kookamonga. E A Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways. A We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together. E A But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze. #4. A Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles. E A They ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go. A They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them, E A and we can even hike all the way to Buffalo. (Hey, fellas wait for me!) #5. A D Well, we ran right after them till everyone was pooped.. E A so, we rested for a moment and our forces we regrouped. A D Then we saw the girls behind some evergreens, E A captured by a company of United States Marines. (Aww! Those big guys get everything.) CHORUS: A We are the boys from Camp Kookamonga. E A Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways. A We learned to make sparks by rubbing (girls)sticks together. E A But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze. #6. A Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles. E A They ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go. A They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them, E A and we can even hike all the way to Buffalo. OUTRO: A A-rootie-toot-toot, A-rootie-toot-toot.. E A ahhh, we are the boys from the Boy Scout troop. A We don't smoke and we don't chew.. E A A E A and we don't go with, the girls that do.(Fade.) A fifties smash from Kraziekhat. www.TAB6.com