Truck Drivin Song by Weird Al Yankovic

From the masterpiece Running With Scissors:


B
I'm drivin' a truck
E                 B
Drivin' a big ol' truck
B                          F#               F#7
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
B                          E                C#
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
B                       F#         B
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
B
My diesel rig is northward bound
     E
It's time to put that hammer down
     B                               F#    F#7
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
    B
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
    E
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
      B                 F#              B
While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry
      G#m          E
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick
B
in that rear view mirror
       C#                          F#    F#7
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
    B
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
      E              C#
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
      B                F#         B
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight
B
Because I'm drivin' a truck
E                 B
Drivin' a big ol' truck
B                          F#            F#7
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
          B
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin'
  E                C#
until the break of dawn
B                       F#         B
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

(GUITAR SOLO)
B      E
B      F#  F#7
B      E  C#
B   F#   B


      G#m                E
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties
B
creep right up on me
       C#                               F#    F#7
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
    B
But when I hit those big speed bumps
   E              C#
My darling little rhinestone pumps
     B                F#            B
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch
B
But still I'm drivin' a truck
E                 B
Drivin' a big ol' truck
B                                 F#               F#7
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
B                         E              C#
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
          B                       F#         B
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on

(Key Change)
    C#
I'm drivin' a truck
F#        C#
Drivin' a truck
C#                           G#               G#7
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
        C#                           F#            D#
And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
           C#                      G#   G#    C#
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on
C# F#         C#
My high heels on!


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