Hallelujah by Stephen Lynch

C  G  Am  F  2x

  C
I want to write you a poem
     G
That stands the test of all time
  Am
A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, an ode
     F
With meter and rythm and rhyme

  C
I want it to speak of your virtue
     G
Sing praise to your stature and poise
  Am
I want it to capture your beauty
    F
The soul that's alive in your voice

  C
I want it to tell of your wisdom
        G
How the courage within your heart soars
    Am
But all I can think of is how I be lovin'
     F             G          C
Them big, big, big titties of yours

F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
F   G            C
Oh, how my heart sings
F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
Bb  F             C
Ooooh, love those things

     C
They bounce like a kid on a trampoline
     G
They swing like a 40's jazz band
           Am
They stand up like a rock-solid alibi
     F
They don't even fit in my hand

     C
They curve like a pitch in the big leagues
     G
They burn with a passion so hot
    Am
And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze 'em
     F             G              C
Them big, big, big titties you've got

F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
F   G             C
Oh, love's in the air
F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
Bb  F         C
Ooooh, what a pair

   Am        G              F               G
Oh I need to need them like sculptors kneed clay
     Am          G           F        G
They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet
     Am           G           F            G         
C
I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day

        C
They're firm like a John Grisham novel
     G
They swell like a wave in the sea
   Am
No matter what part of the room that I'm in
        F
They're always looking at me

        C
They're soft like the cheek of a baby
        G
They're sweet like the honey of bees
     Am
I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them
    F                G             C
Someday when they're touching your knees

F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
F   G         C
Ooooh, what a rack
F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
Bb  F            C
Ooooh, hurt your back

F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
F   G        C
Ooooh, on my knees
F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
Bb  F         C
Ooooh, double D's

F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
F   G        C
Ooooh, glory be
F   G       C
Ooooh, Hallelujah
Bb  F           C
Ooooh, set them free

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